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Old 28.04.2011, 09:36
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This morning as I left to get some coffee, there were two Military Police in full camo fatigues and MP armbands at my front door with some kind of paper covered in plastic. They had thoughlessly parked their Volvo Estate "military police" car clear across the Niederdorf

What could they want? Is there a deserter in my building?
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Old 28.04.2011, 09:41
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This morning as I left to get some coffee, there were two Military Police in full camo fatigues and MP armbands at my front door with some kind of paper covered in plastic. They had thoughlessly parked their Volvo Estate "military police" car clear across the Niederdorf

What could they want? Is there a deserter in my building?
Your personal escort to the airport for your VIP flight to London for that wedding?
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Old 28.04.2011, 09:43
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Breathe...

Were they pointing at anyone?
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Old 28.04.2011, 09:47
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Your personal escort to the airport for your VIP flight to London for that wedding?
I recognise neither Volvo estates nor ceremonies for the elevation of the merchant classes.

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Breathe...

Were they pointing at anyone?
No...I had my earphones on and looked to the ground....lest it was to do with the Billag, but then I noticed the MP regalia.
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Old 28.04.2011, 09:47
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This morning as I left to get some coffee, there were two Military Police in full camo fatigues and MP armbands at my front door with some kind of paper covered in plastic. They had thoughlessly parked their Volvo Estate "military police" car clear across the Niederdorf

What could they want? Is there a deserter in my building?
A new (up-market?) slant on the east Europeans bussed in to knock on doors asking for money - this time kitted out in uniforms for increased intimidation factor.
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Old 28.04.2011, 09:52
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No...I had my earphones on and looked to the ground....
That's not very polite of you. When I see uniformed Swiss Army guys I show them my Swiss Army watch and give them a smile and a big thumbs-up
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Old 28.04.2011, 09:54
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That's not very polite of you. When I see uniformed Swiss Army guys I show them my Swiss Army watch and give them a smile and a big thumbs-up
Yeah but I don't want to be the gimp they joke about in the Federal in HB on a Sunday night.
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Old 28.04.2011, 09:55
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They're gone. Someone let them into the hall but I don't think their target was in, they left a paper in one of the letter boxes...god I'm such a curtain twitcher.
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Old 28.04.2011, 09:58
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with some kind of paper covered in plastic.
Was it a laundry schedule?
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Old 28.04.2011, 10:00
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They're gone. Someone let them into the hall but I don't think their target was in, they left a paper in one of the letter boxes...god I'm such a curtain twitcher.
If it is plastic covered then it shouldn't be hard to spot.

Get rummaging man. You have people in suspense here!
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Old 28.04.2011, 10:00
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Was it a laundry schedule?
I dunno...I need to know who they're after so I can use it against them at a later date.

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- You flushed after 10pm!
- Maybe but you deserted the Army/shot a superior officer/stole a tank.
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Old 28.04.2011, 10:05
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Re: Military Police!

Probably just looking for something:

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Old 28.04.2011, 10:09
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You got your sunglasses ready?
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Uh-oh ? Did I give them your address by mistake instead of Corbetts ?
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Old 28.04.2011, 10:23
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I dunno...I need to know who they're after so I can use it against them at a later date.

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- You flushed after 10pm!
- Maybe but you deserted the Army/shot a superior officer/stole a tank.

Maybe you have a VIP in your building, so watch out.

You try to get them on the MP's, next thing u know a SIG Sauer cap is in yo' a$$
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Old 28.04.2011, 10:26
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I dunno...I need to know who they're after so I can use it against them at a later date.

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- You flushed after 10pm!
- Maybe but you deserted the Army/shot a superior officer/stole a tank.
You could have offered them your help. Then you now would know ....
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Old 28.04.2011, 11:13
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They're gone. Someone let them into the hall but I don't think their target was in, they left a paper in one of the letter boxes...god I'm such a curtain twitcher.
Integration is well on track I see.
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Old 28.04.2011, 11:51
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Maybe you have a VIP in your building, so watch out.
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Re: Military Police!

Perhaps many years ago you had been sent to prison for a crime you didn't commit.

Perhaps you escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Zurich underground

Perhaps you are still wanted by the government.

Perhaps you survive as a soldier of fortune

If we have problems should we call?

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Perhaps many years ago you had been sent to prison for a crime you didn't commit.

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Perhaps you are still wanted by the government.

Perhaps you survive as a soldier of fortune

If we have problems should we call?

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