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10.06.2011, 13:35
| | Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man 
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Well this group are called the "Silver Fountains" and live in Kerzers FR.
A friend brought them to play at my birthday.
Do Swiss music players make good husbands?
Now its the ladies' turn...
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10.06.2011, 13:39
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............akward silence. | The following 9 users would like to thank Chemmie for this useful post: | | 
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| | Re: Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man | Quote: | |  | | | ............akward silence.  | | | | | Well, we all know Swiss guys are too cheap to eat out ....  .
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10.06.2011, 13:47
| | Re: Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man
Well thanks for all those tips, may we close the thread now?
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10.06.2011, 13:48
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| | Re: Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man | Quote: | |  | | | Well thanks for all those tips, may we close the thread now? | | | | | If it keeps on like this I'm sure we won't have to ask!
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10.06.2011, 13:48
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| | Re: Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man | Quote: | |  | | | Well, we all know Swiss guys are too cheap to eat out .... . | | | | | Technically speaking...you cannot... you know...well never mind... | 
10.06.2011, 13:49
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They prefer their women jobless...
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They main advantage of keeping a Swiss man (I am a very fine specimen myself as evidenced in my profile picture) is that women don't have to pretend to have a sense of humour, we don't appreciate it anyway.  | The following 15 users would like to thank simon_ch for this useful post: | i-b-deborah, Jo-Jo, Leni, lost_inbroad, meloncollie, MrVertigo, Nixi, Patsycat, prof. taratonga, sarel, Sky, st2lemans, TheWolverine, zanskar | 
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| | Re: Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man | Quote: | |  | | | we don't appreciate it anyway. | | | | | The women or the sense of humor ? | The following 2 users would like to thank TheWolverine for this useful post: | | 
10.06.2011, 14:21
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| | Re: Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man | Quote: | |  | | | The women or the sense of humor ?  | | | | | Well, anything exciting in general.
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10.06.2011, 14:21
| | Re: Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man | Quote: | |  | | | They main advantage of keeping a Swiss man (I am a very fine specimen myself as evidenced in my profile picture) is that women don't have to pretend to have a sense of humour, we don't appreciate it anyway.   | | | | | No, they do appreciate it. Laugh a bit too hard then explain the joke back to you to prove they got it. | This user would like to thank for this useful post: | | 
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| | Re: Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man | Quote: |  | | | No, they do appreciate it. Laugh a bit too hard then explain the joke back to you to prove they got it.  | | | | | I am just practicing the old Swiss tradition of self-deprecation.. oh wait..
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10.06.2011, 16:38
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| | Re: Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man | Quote: | |  | | | (I am a very fine specimen myself as evidenced in my profile picture) | | | | | I always thought that was Ben Elton. | 
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One big advantage of keeping a Swiss Man is that hes not much of a man, so theres one less thing in the life of a woman to moan about. No man issues!
Any woman who is married to a Swiss and complains about the man, is a liar or atleast distorting facts a bit.
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Dear oh dear.. I can just imagine it.. Honey lets do something crazy and wild tonight.. why dont you go on top | The following 2 users would like to thank squidmonkey for this useful post: | | 
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| | Re: Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man | Quote: | |  | | | I always thought that was Ben Elton.  | | | | | Me too. | 
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| | Re: Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man | Quote: | |  | | | Dear oh dear.. I can just imagine it.. Honey lets do something crazy and wild tonight.. why dont you go on top  | | | | | She would pack up her Ski gear and head out probably | 
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| | Re: Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man | Quote: | |  | | | I always thought that was Ben Elton.  | | | | | And I always thought it was a guy I used to live next door to called Charles Goldman!
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10.06.2011, 18:18
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Well this group are called the "Silver Fountains" and live in Kerzers FR.
A friend brought them to play at my birthday.
Do Swiss music players make good husbands?
Now its the ladies' turn... | | | | | Am I the only one questioning their choice of name for the band?
From the picture I'd say they might make good partners for non-heterosexual relationships...
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