In your skimpies, no problem.

Leg fluff / spiders' legs.

We were throwing the ice cubes from the wine cooler at each other. Down backs, down jeans etc. Just adults being kids. Until some stupid person threw a handful of ice on a friends laptop.

The leg fluff thing comes about because the weather has been so up and down recently. One day it's 30 degrees (or 36 yesterday) and the next it's 20 degrees. I need a bit of fur to keep me warm.

Have you considered crochet? I understand that you could save your own trimmings and assemble a rather catching form of female attire......

Don't forget to share the results on our WTF Thread on this very forum.

looks like it's gonna be pissin' rain before noon today.

and being a polite grynch I ain't even gonna comment on the fur comment.

I live about 25Km outside Zürich & have several Swiss neighbours who each have private saunas & swim naked in the local river after their sauna.

There is a "Frauenbadi" (Ladies swimming baths) just next to the Bauschänzli isle near Bürkliplatz. You can always go there. I was there yesterday afternoon and at least one third of the women was topless. So most women go there if they want to sunbathe topless. For a quick dip into the water you can strip and jump into the lake / river. But then that also depends on your age as it's mostly young people that don't care about being seen topless.

Hope that helps.

Which direction...?

Do you have coordinates?

The sauna bathers are all over 60 but if you really want to know?

There was a big national discussion recently as people were walking naked in the countryside. Now Appenzell has passed a law making public nudity illegal.

For the rest of Switzerland simple nudity is permitted as long as it is not offensive (Having erections in the back garden etc).

There will be no problem with having a quick dip in your underwear.

So I'll have to dismantle my gazebo?

Calling LIB.

if my understanding of Swiss law is correct it would depend on if that Gazebo is offensive or defensive

do you still have that machine gun emplacement there?

What's soo offensive about an errection? It's a totally natural human function. I'd be more worried if someone couldn't get an errection.

Crazy swiss, so conservative and sheltered.

Exactly what I was going to suggest

Beware....sadly/thankfully the men's loos at Bauschanzli overlook the exterior women's bathing area. So while you are having a leek you are looking at scores of tepless women.
The saying goes, one shake is acceptable more than one is perverted.

I was at Letten years back, after doing training at work. Everyone was wearing businesswear but the heat was unbelievable. Some students were also there and they solved the topless dilema by simply diving in fully clothed. It looked crazy but in hindsight was quite logical

I'm afraid, Grynch, old chap, you're giving Paddy bum advice.

What's important is whether he has a Baubewiligung.

HTH

*frantically typing Baubewiligung into Google translate*

no , that didn't help at all.

wot ????????????????????

Psst, "building permission"

ok ok.. so you got that babe-willie thing then????????????