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Oh, hell, does that mean I'm entering into Cougar territory?! Er, or, well, chatting up the local teenagers?

I suppose I should stock up my cooler with cheap, drinkable alternatives to the Swiss lager whose name I have blotted from memory so that they can think of me as a penny pinching spinster as I yell at the kids to get off my damn lawn.
I might add that no Swiss would look down their nose at my single malt purchasing habits.

I might not want to spend 35chf for a kg of chicken, but I'll happily spend a goodly amount on my favourite Islay malt.