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Old 30.08.2011, 11:33
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You found brown sugar?!?

Hint: Go to Starbucks. Buy coffee. Goto milk/sugar counter. But brown sugar in coffee. Fill pockets with sachets for sugar. Run.

Or am I the only one who ensures I get value for money from my coffee?
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That's nothing.

I bought some brown sugar in Coop and the cashier called security.
That's nothing. Someone tapped me on the shoulder on a bus and I lifted my arms to ward off expected blows. A couple of folded dog-poo-bags (unused ones) had fallen out of the side pocket of my knapsack and this chap was handing them back to me. Phew, near miss.
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Old 30.08.2011, 14:51
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the bag got Switzerlanded!
If that was really true, the bag would have received an overly polite, yet still annoying, five-paragraph letter complaining of its location, noting that someone might trip over it in future - with the possibility of ensuing ape-like rage attacks.

The bag would also likely not know who sent it the letter.
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Old 30.08.2011, 15:02
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If that was really true, the bag would have received an overly polite, yet still annoying, five-paragraph letter complaining of its location, noting that someone might trip over it in future - with the possibility of ensuing ape-like rage attacks.

The bag would also likely not know who sent it the letter.
the letter would probably also be hand delivered and stuck on the front door with dog poo.
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Re: sbb man just went ape

Just sounds like someone was having a bad day a work.

The bag was the first thing to come in sight, he took the consequences.
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he tripped over a bag that was sticking slight out from between the seats and went berserk. after tripping, he spent 20 seconds kicking the bag further into the gap. everyone including the owner was too shocked to say anything.
It's all your fault
Get yourself a Samsonite " full metal" bag!
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Re: sbb man just went ape

Yep the Swiss have not been in a fight for nearly 200 years. Makes you wounder what they teach people in their military service.
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Re: sbb man just went ape

the people that work for the SBB are so strict and often very grumpy, just try and avoid them!
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the people that work for the SBB are so strict and often very grumpy, just try and avoid them!
Some are lovely - such as the ticket collector who smilingly said "It's okay," when I could not find my train ticket on the way back from Bern one day recently.
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Old 09.09.2011, 08:36
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the people that work for the SBB are so strict and often very grumpy, just try and avoid them!
I disagree. Doubtless, you get the odd mizgit that'll stick in your memory, but overall I've found pretty much every member of the SBB (and DB) staff I've encountered very helpful, cheerful and professional.




But then, I tend to be polite and cheerful with them. So I suppose you might reap what you sow.
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