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Old 01.09.2011, 18:32
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I hope you're not suggesting that he knows everything because telephones were hacked?
... um yes, exactly that.
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Old 01.09.2011, 18:45
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Re: The end of the world is near

remind me of this pic
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Old 01.09.2011, 19:12
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if you're a good girl you'll join us in paradise, instead of dodgyken and his deviants.
I like deviants

But what's on offer in paradise?
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Old 01.09.2011, 19:16
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However each of those cults believes that in not believing them will result in an eternity in hell.
According to Hinduism, Hell is a place on Earth and we are currently living in it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga
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Old 02.09.2011, 16:06
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Re: The end of the world is near

Never fear folks, the nutbag preacher who apparently failed to predict May 21 as Judgement day has chosen October 21 (from the tombola) as the end of the world.

And they've got a web page so it really must be true http://www.may-212011.com/
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Old 02.09.2011, 16:29
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Never fear folks, the nutbag preacher who apparently failed to predict May 21 as Judgement day has chosen October 21 (from the tombola) as the end of the world.

And they've got a web page so it really must be true http://www.may-212011.com/

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Obviously, this did not happen.
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we have been forced to look even more closely at the scriptures, and now that we have the superior vantage point of being only a matter of days from the end of the world, I do believe we can know the time of the rapture with a precision unheard of in biblical history.
Really? What a surprise!!!

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the rapture must take place on the last day of this world, which will be October 21, 2011 according to the biblical calendar.
Really? That will be a surprise!!!



Alternatively, it might just be a French ploy to distract attention from the anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar
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Old 02.09.2011, 16:31
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Re: The end of the world is near

The end of the world is indeed near, it's called Bümpliz.
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Old 02.09.2011, 16:32
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End of the world due in nine days ( on September 10th)
That's the day before the roast dinner
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That's the day before the roast dinner
For you, perhaps, but I'm sorted
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Old 02.09.2011, 16:35
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10th September, eh? Cor, thankfully just enough time to squeeze in one last birthday.
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I like deviants

But what's on offer in paradise?
unlimited wine served in golden cups (u know water could be turned to wine ). grapes, cheese and nice food served in silver platter. pillow soft clouds, angelic massage and, uh, "other angelic stuff."
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unlimited wine served in golden cups (u know water could be turned to wine ). grapes, cheese and nice food served in silver platter. pillow soft clouds, angelic massage and, uh, "other angelic stuff."
Sounds just like the Viadukt, except the wine's getting turned into water
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Old 02.09.2011, 19:35
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Re: The end of the world is near

Oh well I suppose I will just have to spend the next 9 days contemplating angels & black holes.
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Old 02.09.2011, 19:48
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Indeed. England will probably lose against the Pumas, and it is quite literally game over...
Pumas! Pumas! Pumas! (wait the mascot is a jaguar, whatevs....) Pumas! Pumas!


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The end of the world is NIGH.

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We are all already dead :-) )-)
That's right! We are all dead & living the zombie apocalypse. I told you it was real. Who's laughing now, eh?
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Why haven't I seen anything about this in the 20 Minutes?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1630897.ece

End of the world due in nine days ( on September 10th)

It must be true, "The Sun" newspaper is owned by Rupert Murdoch, and he knows everything.

http://www.englishforum.ch/general-o...igh-again.html
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Old 09.09.2011, 17:53
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Re: The end of the world is near

Hahaha. That is great. Good old Rupert. married to a 30 plus year old asian woman as he is in his 80s has 2 young children and a 70 million dollar apartment on 5th Avenue which he just visits once in a while. Am I surprised that the end of the world is on Saturday or wait End of the world is for Rupert
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Old 09.09.2011, 18:14
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It must be true, "The Sun" newspaper is owned by Rupert Murdoch, and he knows everything.
I haven't seen anything that he has laid-off all his staff today.
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Old 09.09.2011, 18:40
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Indeed. England will probably lose against the Pumas, and it is quite literally game over...
What happened? Could you update me?

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Old 09.09.2011, 18:54
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I haven't seen anything that he has laid-off all his staff today.
He doesn't have to lay them off, they disappear tomorrow, on Saturday.
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Old 09.09.2011, 23:16
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Re: The end of the world is near

why worry ? it's always the day after somewhere in the world
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