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01.09.2011, 18:32
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| Quote: | |  | | | I hope you're not suggesting that he knows everything because telephones were hacked? | | | | | ... um yes, exactly that.
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01.09.2011, 18:45
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remind me of this pic
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01.09.2011, 19:12
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| Quote: | | | | | if you're a good girl you'll join us in paradise, instead of dodgyken and his deviants.  | | | | | I like deviants 
But what's on offer in paradise?  |
01.09.2011, 19:16
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| Quote: | | | | | However each of those cults believes that in not believing them will result in an eternity in hell. | | | | | According to Hinduism, Hell is a place on Earth and we are currently living in it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga | | The following 2 users would like to thank KeinFranzösisch for this useful post: | |
02.09.2011, 16:06
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Never fear folks, the nutbag preacher who apparently failed to predict May 21 as Judgement day has chosen October 21 (from the tombola) as the end of the world.
And they've got a web page so it really must be true http://www.may-212011.com/ |
02.09.2011, 16:29
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| Quote: | | | | | Never fear folks, the nutbag preacher who apparently failed to predict May 21 as Judgement day has chosen October 21 (from the tombola) as the end of the world.
And they've got a web page so it really must be true http://www.may-212011.com/ | | | | |
Classic Quotes from Brother Mike's website: | Quote: | |  | | | First of all, let me apologize to everyone for having said that there would be a huge earthquake and a literal rapture or catching up into heaven of God's people on May 21.
Obviously, this did not happen. | | | | | Really? What a surprise!!!  | Quote: | | | | | we have been forced to look even more closely at the scriptures, and now that we have the superior vantage point of being only a matter of days from the end of the world, I do believe we can know the time of the rapture with a precision unheard of in biblical history. | | | | | Really? What a surprise!!! | Quote: | | | | | the rapture must take place on the last day of this world, which will be October 21, 2011 according to the biblical calendar. | | | | | Really? That will be a surprise!!! 
Alternatively, it might just be a French ploy to distract attention from the anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar .  |
02.09.2011, 16:31
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The end of the world is indeed near, it's called Bümpliz.
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02.09.2011, 16:32
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| Quote: | | | | | End of the world due in nine days ( on September 10th) | | | | | That's the day before the roast dinner  | | This user would like to thank mirfield for this useful post: | |
02.09.2011, 16:35
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| Quote: | | | | | That's the day before the roast dinner | | | | | For you, perhaps, but I'm sorted  | | This user would like to thank for this useful post: | |
02.09.2011, 16:35
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10th September, eh? Cor, thankfully just enough time to squeeze in one last birthday.
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02.09.2011, 19:20
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| Quote: | | | | | I like deviants
But what's on offer in paradise? | | | | | unlimited wine served in golden cups (u know water could be turned to wine ). grapes, cheese and nice food served in silver platter. pillow soft clouds, angelic massage and, uh, "other angelic stuff."  | | This user would like to thank cog for this useful post: | |
02.09.2011, 19:28
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| Quote: | | | | | unlimited wine served in golden cups (u know water could be turned to wine ). grapes, cheese and nice food served in silver platter. pillow soft clouds, angelic massage and, uh, "other angelic stuff." | | | | | Sounds just like the Viadukt, except the wine's getting turned into water  | | The following 2 users would like to thank for this useful post: | |
02.09.2011, 19:35
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Oh well I suppose I will just have to spend the next 9 days contemplating angels & black holes. |
02.09.2011, 19:48
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| Quote: | | | | | Indeed. England will probably lose against the Pumas, and it is quite literally game over... | | | | | Pumas! Pumas! Pumas! (wait the mascot is a jaguar, whatevs....) Pumas! Pumas! | Quote: | | | | | Re: The end of the world is near | | | | | The end of the world is NIGH.
(omg, stick to the script! ) | Quote: | | | | | We are all already dead :-) )-) | | | | | That's right! We are all dead & living the zombie apocalypse. I told you it was real. Who's laughing now, eh?
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07.09.2011, 17:55
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| Quote: | | | | | | | | | | Halleluja  |
09.09.2011, 17:53
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Hahaha. That is great. Good old Rupert. married to a 30 plus year old asian woman as he is in his 80s has 2 young children and a 70 million dollar apartment on 5th Avenue which he just visits once in a while. Am I surprised that the end of the world is on Saturday or wait End of the world is for Rupert
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09.09.2011, 18:14
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It must be true, "The Sun" newspaper is owned by Rupert Murdoch, and he knows everything. | | | | | I haven't seen anything that he has laid-off all his staff today.  |
09.09.2011, 18:40
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| Quote: | | | | | Indeed. England will probably lose against the Pumas, and it is quite literally game over... | | | | | What happened? Could you update me? 
Cheers
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09.09.2011, 18:54
| | | | Re: The end of the world is near
| Quote: | | | | | I haven't seen anything that he has laid-off all his staff today. | | | | | He doesn't have to lay them off, they disappear tomorrow, on Saturday.
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09.09.2011, 23:16
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why worry ? it's always the day after somewhere in the world | |
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