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01.09.2011, 17:26
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| | Re: The end of the world is near | Quote: | |  | | | | | | | | Damm, I missed it...
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01.09.2011, 17:27
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| | Re: The end of the world is near
Indeed. England will probably lose against the Pumas, and it is quite literally game over...
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01.09.2011, 17:29
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| | Re: The end of the world is near
Ive read the article and i have only one thing to ask:
Which are the 64 Kama Sutra positions? Google is not my friend on this :P
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01.09.2011, 17:30
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| | Re: The end of the world is near | Quote: | |  | | | Why haven't I seen anything about this in the 20 Minutes? | | | | | It will probably be in The Local next month. | The following 11 users would like to thank Deep Purple for this useful post: | | 
01.09.2011, 17:30
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The end of the world is going to be brilliant. I've checked. I don't believe in God - or any of the other fictional characters. However each of those cults believes that in not believing them will result in an eternity in hell.
Now, I've done some reading up on hell, they have whips, chains - and from what I can tell most of the people are running around in the Nuddie. And look at the people that'll be there - you can bet your bottom dollar that the 27 club will be there - and jeez what a band that will be. And can you see the devil skimping on drugs, alcohol and pornography??
Now I know in heaven you do get girl angels, and I have yet to work out whether, with the wings and all, they'd be able to wear bras or not.
But, on balance, I'm taking damnation over harp playing and the possible glimpse of angelic flesh.
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01.09.2011, 17:30
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| | Re: The end of the world is near
In tiny print at the top of the page is the date - 1st September 2008.
The world did not end.
However, it may end next year. | This user would like to thank smoky for this useful post: | | 
01.09.2011, 17:34
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| | Re: The end of the world is near | Quote: | |  | | | you can bet your bottom dollar that the 27 club will be there | | | | | And I'll be by their side beating the non-living cr*p out of them.
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01.09.2011, 17:40
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| | Re: The end of the world is near
The Rugby World Cup also begins in 9 days.
........ coincidence?
I think not.
Bastard Scientists
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01.09.2011, 17:41
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| | Re: The end of the world is near | Quote: | |  | | | Damm, I missed it...
PAUL SUTHERLAND
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Published: 01 Sep 2008 | | | | | | Quote: | |  | | | In tiny print at the top of the page is the date - 1st September 2008.
The world did not end. | | | | | How do we know??!!
How do we know that we aren't really in purgatory.. suffering the regeneration of EF like Ground Hog Day..? | Quote: | |  | | | Ive read the article and i have only one thing to ask:
Which are the 64 Kama Sutra positions? Google is not my friend on this :P | | | | | See... its time to set priorities in life(!!) whatever be the case.
Carpe Diem!
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01.09.2011, 17:42
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| | Re: The end of the world is near
Do I have time to catch the start of the NCAA College Football season this weekend before it all goes dark?
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01.09.2011, 17:44
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| | Re: The end of the world is near | Quote: | |  | | | Now I know in heaven you do get girl angels, and I have yet to work out whether, with the wings and all, they'd be able to wear bras or not.
But, on balance, I'm taking damnation over harp playing and the possible glimpse of angelic flesh. | | | | | i think with wings, you get no bra. 
but i still prefer heaven with harps playing, soft clouds, grapes in golden platter and angelic flesh... like a day in the spa, angelic "massage" would also be nice. | 
01.09.2011, 17:47
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| | Re: The end of the world is near | Quote: | |  | | | i think with wings, you get no bra. 
but i still prefer heaven with harps playing, soft clouds, grapes in golden platter and angelic flesh... like a day in the spa, angelic "massage" would also be nice.  | | | | | But one naughty thought and your down with me playing hide the sausage with the other deviants | The following 2 users would like to thank dodgyken for this useful post: | | 
01.09.2011, 17:52
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| | Re: The end of the world is near | Quote: | |  | | | But one naughty thought and your down with me playing hide the sausage with the other deviants  | | | | | naughty thoughts? oh no sir! more like "thoughts of love." 
we make love in heaven.
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01.09.2011, 18:01
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I'm going to die on my birthday??? great!!!! | This user would like to thank Mary-Anna for this useful post: | | 
01.09.2011, 18:05
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01.09.2011, 18:11
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01.09.2011, 18:14
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| | Re: The end of the world is near
We are all already dead :-) )-)
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01.09.2011, 18:25
| | Re: The end of the world is near | Quote: | |  | | | It must be true, "The Sun" newspaper is owned by Rupert Murdoch, and he knows everything. | | | | | I hope you're not suggesting that he knows everything because telephones were hacked?
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01.09.2011, 18:28
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| | Re: The end of the world is near | Quote: | |  | | | How do we know??!!
How do we know that we aren't really in purgatory.. suffering the regeneration of EF like Ground Hog Day..?
See... its time to set priorities in life(!!) whatever be the case.
Carpe Diem! | | | | | How do we know we are not living in a crack of an old wooden kitchen table in another universe? And here we are .... worrying about the end of our world!
Maybe it`s time for that old table to be scrapped/burned/scrubbed/resurfaced?
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