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Old 07.09.2011, 23:13
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

So what is the correct way to drug, physically and sexually assualt someone?
with Glitter?
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Old 07.09.2011, 23:20
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So what is the correct way to drug, physically and sexually assualt someone?
with Glitter?
The fact that the girls managed to get their point across with the man who was cheating on them was great, the fact that they "drugged and physically and sexually assaulted" him to achieve that was not the correct way.Clear?

All this was meant to be hilarious generally...duh
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Old 07.09.2011, 23:24
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

I understand on the surface it's funny. I mean pink feathers...
And trust me, I am all about sarcasm. I just think that saying someone deserves to be assaulted crosses the line. It's just too similar to saying a woman in a mini-skirt was gagging for it.
Apologies if we got our lines crossed.
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I understand on the surface it's funny. I mean pink feathers...
And trust me, I am all about sarcasm. I just think that saying someone deserves to be assaulted crosses the line. It's just too similar to saying a woman in a mini-skirt was gagging for it.
Apologies if we got our lines crossed.
Looks like the wires did get crossed.
That was not my intention at all. No worries!
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Old 07.09.2011, 23:33
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

I'm still trying to figure out how the guy managed to get his "nuggets" un-glued...
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Old 07.09.2011, 23:34
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

No worries either.
And Completely (capitalised) off topic - but why did you change "wires" to "lines"? Is it a British/US American thing?

(Caveat: I have no idea if you are US American or not)

ignore this post - my bad, apparently I have become americanised and thought I typed wires instead of lines.

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Old 08.09.2011, 00:17
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

See, they went about it the wrong way. I've known plenty of guys who drank themselves to oblivion, after which time all sorts of messages have been written upon their bodies as well as various things being stuck to them with whipped cream and eggs - by their "friends" even.

So, perhaps the glue used was too much (they don't mention what substance was used but I imagine it was something strong) AND the use of the drug was definitely over the top but, well, the rest... I've seen similar things done for "fun" way too many times to get all hot and bothered about it.


One example here:



Plenty more here.


So, the way to have done it (and maybe gotten away with it) would have been to allow him to drink enough on his own to pass out and then use honey or eggs to stick the feathers on. Still humiliating, not so likely to be actually harmful though.
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Old 08.09.2011, 00:44
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I know, my medical insurance isn't paying for it or the skin grafts. $ 100 gets you a peek of the pictures though....
Way overpriced, mate, way overpriced - the going rate for a legover in France, for example, is only 4.



And cue Wolli and: "This may be the price of a legover but the correct value is actually..."
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Old 08.09.2011, 00:48
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

Weird, I haven't though of John Trubee's most famous song in years and then it comes on the radio this morning and somehow I've mentally linked it to this thread.

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Old 08.09.2011, 07:43
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Mirfield.....over to you for a comment.......its teed up for ya

Sorry mirfield's a bit busy right now. Those feathers are a bitch to get off.
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Old 08.09.2011, 07:55
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Sorry mirfield's a bit busy right now. Those feathers are a bitch to get off.
And the prosthetics to make them think he was in his twenties must have taken a fair amount of work too!
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Old 08.09.2011, 08:08
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

He got busted.
They got busted.

Birds of a feather flock together.
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Old 08.09.2011, 08:39
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As part of their vendetta, the women stuck pink feathers to their former partner's genitalia, glued his testicles to his thigh, painted his penis with pink nail polish, sprayed him with fake tan, dressed him in a bra and mini-skirt, and applied make-up to his face.
Just a typical Saturday night (except for maybe a bit of UHU on the nadgers).

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nice, preppy young women, both dressed in striped blouses, with long hair - one blonde in a skirt, the other black-haired in jeans
Sounds cute. I guess she's single now too...
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Old 08.09.2011, 08:57
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What I had said was more of tongue-in-cheek, anyway...
Now you're just getting too graphic and tasteless.....
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

Some people would pay for things like that.

Or so I understand.

Not that I know anything about it myself.
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Old 08.09.2011, 09:04
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

dear me ... the whole thing is pretty sick...and all those involved are sick too. too bored and too much time on their hands probably.
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dear me ... the whole thing is pretty sick...and all those involved are sick too. too bored and too much time on their hands probably.
If only they'd discovered EF.
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Old 08.09.2011, 10:17
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If only they'd discovered EF.
exactly....such a lovely way of decently wasting time innit.
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Old 08.09.2011, 10:49
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

Glue is nothing. He should be thankful he didn't receive a bobbitt.
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Old 08.09.2011, 10:55
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If only they'd discovered EF.
Yes, there would be a lot more feathers and sticky nuts going on if some of us didn't have EF......
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