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Old 08.09.2011, 12:01
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Yes, there would be a lot more feathers and sticky nuts going on if some of us didn't have EF......
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Old 08.09.2011, 12:07
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Sorry mirfield's a bit busy right now. Those feathers are a bitch to get off.
Did you use Araldite then? Featherism - the emulation of emu copulation under the guise of ornithology perhaps?
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Old 08.09.2011, 12:08
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Glue is nothing. He should be thankful he didn't receive a bobbitt.
What's that? A bill for work done?? And is that including MWST?
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Old 08.09.2011, 12:10
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Did you use Araldite then? Featherism - the emulation of emu copulation under the guise of ornithology perhaps?
You lost me........do you mean this?

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Old 08.09.2011, 12:11
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What I had said was more of tongue-in-cheek, anyway...
Has someone glued it there?
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Old 08.09.2011, 12:14
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You lost me........do you mean this?

You tell me, I'd hate to ask where his real arm is in all of those feathers......
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Old 08.09.2011, 12:38
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one of the funniest things i've read today

i wonder if they got off lightly with a suspended sentence just cos they were women. i can't believe that 2 men would have got off so lightly had it been a woman that was drugged and sexually abused.

more alarmingly, why did they have date rape drug in the first place??? is this something girls normally have in their kitchen?
Agree completely , sexual assault only really sexual assault when against women. Considering that glue was used in the reverse situation I could imagine a decent and deserved custodial sentence.
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Old 08.09.2011, 12:40
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What's that? A bill for work done?? And is that including MWST?
Does John and Lorena Bobbitt ring a bell? Hence receiving a bobbitt.
Like I said, glue is nothing.
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Old 08.09.2011, 12:53
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Does John and Lorena Bobbitt ring a bell? Hence receiving a bobbitt.
Like I said, glue is nothing.
Glue might have been useful...
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Old 08.09.2011, 13:00
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Does John and Lorena Bobbitt ring a bell? Hence receiving a bobbitt.
Like I said, glue is nothing.
Yes, of course it rings a bell (end) Just couldn't resist...........
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Old 08.09.2011, 13:05
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Agree completely , sexual assault only really sexual assault when against women.

Sorry, but WTF?????
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Old 08.09.2011, 13:43
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Sorry, but WTF?????
Logic is simple :

1. Sexual assault (especially involving chemicals/physical damage) should involve custodial sentences - not suspended ones.
2. As Phil alluded to I doubt that if the sexes in the case were reversed that two males would have gotten off with suspended sentences.
3. Ergo sexism.
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Old 08.09.2011, 13:49
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

I'd have enjoyed being a fly on the wall when he waddled into the police station to report the "assault"...
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Old 08.09.2011, 14:14
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I'd have enjoyed being a fly on the wall when he waddled into the police station to report the "assault"...
Or when he was trying to remove the glue...

(I'm a perv)

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Old 08.09.2011, 14:20
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

Me, would have been to see the WTF face when he woke up...
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Old 08.09.2011, 14:48
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

This thread is useless without pictures.
There are some lovely pictures of a pink feathered penis. would make a nice avatar too. Can I ???
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Old 08.09.2011, 15:16
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There are some lovely pictures of a pink feathered penis.
And you just "happen" to have them lying around, right?

Or are they standing up? Okay, no, forget I asked, because I really don't want to know.
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Old 08.09.2011, 15:29
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

just reminded me of this: http://goo.gl/pz1M5
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Old 08.09.2011, 15:30
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This thread is useless without pictures.
I was suprised no one had commented this for 2 whole pages
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And you just "happen" to have them lying around, right?

Or are they standing up? Okay, no, forget I asked, because I really don't want to know.
I don't wanna know either.
the pic I thought was rather amusing is in fact a pink willy lightwand with pink feathers. I'd never use something like that. never. I swear.

also, I bet those girls have done already all sorts of rather wild stuff before and will now have the time to cool it a bit or invent some new scenarios...
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