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To all the naughty ones: be careful.


Two young women were convicted of sexual assault in the Zürich district court on Tuesday after seeking revenge on their philandering ex-lover last summer by gluing his testicles to his thigh and decorating his genital area with pink feathers.

The women, both 22, pleaded guilty to knocking out a 27-year old man with a date rape drug, tying him up, stripping him and abusing him on the sofa in his apartment in July 2010.

The court found the women guilty of sexual assault, false imprisonment, causing bodily harm, and breach of narcotics laws. Each were handed 14-month suspended sentences with a three year probation period.

As part of their vendetta, the women stuck pink feathers to their former partner's genitalia, glued his testicles to his thigh, painted his penis with pink nail polish, sprayed him with fake tan, dressed him in a bra and mini-skirt, and applied make-up to his face.

“Hey boys, watch out: this is what happens if you don’t keep your dick under control,” read a message written on his chest with waterproof marker, according to TeleZüri television station.

The young women then took pictures of their handiwork and left one at the scene, having printed it out on a photo printer they brought with them.

They left their captive tied up in his apartment, where he was later freed by a flatmate.

Afterwards, they threatened the cheating boyfriend on Facebook, and told him they would publish the photographs if he sought revenge for the attack.

The women hatched the plan after learning of the victim's infidelities. The 27-year old was involved with one of the women but cheated on her with other women. His fatal error, according to NZZ newspaper, was when he made a pass at the second woman, his girlfriend’s best friend.

Feigning a mutual romantic interest, the friend drugged the love cheat in his home before contacting her accomplice.

NZZ newspaper reported that the accused “presented themselves to the court as nice, preppy young women, both dressed in striped blouses, with long hair - one blonde in a skirt, the other black-haired in jeans - both with guilty and remorseful faces.”

During his verdict, the president of the court spoke of the women’s extensive guilt. He condemned the use of a date rape drug as being far from harmless and said that their level of aggression was alarming.
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Old 07.09.2011, 22:21
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Mirfield.....over to you for a comment.......its teed up for ya
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Old 07.09.2011, 22:31
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

EF member @The Local beat you to it on this story @Nyonais.

See here and there's a link to the source too.

My only thought on reading it earlier was: Must. Not. Laugh (well not too loudly anyways).
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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

one of the funniest things i've read today

i wonder if they got off lightly with a suspended sentence just cos they were women. i can't believe that 2 men would have got off so lightly had it been a woman that was drugged and sexually abused.

more alarmingly, why did they have date rape drug in the first place??? is this something girls normally have in their kitchen?
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Thanks Isha. I tried looking for it to see if it was posted anywhere else. For once, I suppose, no one would mind something being posted twice. I first saw this new ietm on The Local some time in the morning. And like you, I have been trying to control my laughter. Still trying to imagine the "te$£ical$" being glued to wherever...
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Seriously though, the person got what he deserved, although the method used was not the right one.
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Thanks Isha. I tried looking for it to see if it was posted anywhere else. For once, I suppose, no one would mind something being posted twice. I first saw this new ietm on The Local some time in the morning. And like you, I have been trying to control my laughter. Still trying to imagine the "te$£ical$" being glued to wherever...
I do feel sorry for the poor bloke, especially for being doped and which is a serious matter, but as for the glue and pink feathers etc, etc, well excuse me while I...
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Hilarious!!!! hmmmm...come to think of it....
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Seriously though, the person got what he deserved, although the method used was not the right one.
Oh nooooooooo.......making judgements about the motivation of somebody in a boy vs girl fight from a newspaper article always goes down well on EF a couple of hours after the corks have popped.....

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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

Bloody feathers, I only got the last one off this morning. You should see the burn marks! The thing about my nuts was a bit misleading though, they were actually glued to my knees.

Hold on, this story is about another case and I'm not 27. Bugger.....


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Re: Scorned lovers in pink feather penis revenge

wasn't there a thread somewhere about dating swiss women?
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Goodness gracious.... this will take years of psychotherapy.... years
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Goodness gracious.... this will take years of psychotherapy.... years
I know, my medical insurance isn't paying for it or the skin grafts. $ 100 gets you a peek of the pictures though....
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are you kidding. he's going out with one girl and shags others. not the nicest thing to do, but hardly warrants being drugged and abused.
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Oh dear. Wait till Corsebou gets wind of this...
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are you kidding. he's going out with one girl and shags others. not the nicest thing to do, but hardly warrants being drugged and abused.
Told ya so
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What planet are you from?
To echo some previous comments, I can't believe you can say that an unmarried person (even a married person) sleeping around deserves to be drugged, then sexually and physically assaulted.
I also can't help think that if it was two guys doing a similar thing to a girl, then the reactions would be somewhat different.
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What planet are you from?
To echo some previous comments, I can't believe you can say that an unmarried person (even a married person) sleeping around deserves to be drugged, then sexually and physically assaulted.
I also can't help think that if it was two guys doing a similar thing to a girl, then the reactions would be somewhat different.
You conveniently missed the later part of my sentence "although the method used was not the right one."

What I had said was more of tongue-in-cheek, anyway...
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