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crimson 18.09.2011 23:24

Re: Personal Swiss Misconceptions Revealed
 
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Originally Posted by Carrie F (Post 1343822)
But is it true that they yodel when they orgasm? :msnsarcastic:

only when they fake one

Captain Greybeard 19.09.2011 00:30

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Originally Posted by Carrie F (Post 1343822)
But is it true that they yodel when they orgasm? :msnsarcastic:

No, but there may be some alphorn blowing beforehand.

Sorry, you brought it up. I'm outa here.

manadi 19.09.2011 01:13

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Here is an interesting list of facts.

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~terry/english...itzerland.html

Wollishofener 19.09.2011 01:28

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Paradeplatz, Fridays 5.30 pm, pissing rain, approaching tram. Don't forget your gum shield and steel-capped boots.
Beside the point that I detest people getting home in mid-afternoon, you should have adapted your headgear and had the correct thing up
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...ijYO1AftYyji3X
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as well as this gear here
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...onet_clean.jpg http://bits.wikimedia.org/skins-1.17...gnify-clip.png
Deutsches Bajonett 98/05 von 1905 für das Gewehr 98
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:D

Wollishofener 19.09.2011 01:38

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Originally Posted by OSueco (Post 1343320)
I think you misunderstand the topic...it's about misconception that people had about Switzerland before arriving here...sigh

but, if somebody goes to a country
- without reading the available information
- without looking at the most obious basic facts of live
- without any sense for reaities
you know as what the person will be described as ???? :p

Wollishofener 19.09.2011 01:53

Re: Personal Swiss Misconceptions Revealed
 
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Originally Posted by Lakeside (Post 1343501)
I thought people would be as friendly and as well-mannered as where I grew up - I was in for a bit of a shock... (move to Geneva)

then the culture shock between Geneva and Zurich :)

I do not think there is a "Swiss culture" - it is more regional than that. Even the Baslers are different to the Zürchers in many subtle ways.

<> as you in profile do not name your origin it is not possible to guess where you grew up
<> Geneva is Savoyard, Zürich is Alemannic, so that I cannot quite see what may be shocking about differences
<> culture in Switzerland IS and HAS TO BE cantonal and not centralist ---- this is even a basic doctrine here
<> the Basler are of course different (Süd-Badisch) ;)

Wollishofener 19.09.2011 02:36

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Originally Posted by OSueco (Post 1343610)
once again...misconceptions about Switzerland before people came here, why is it relevant how it is in other countries??? :confused: it has nothing to do with the topic...I understand that it's hard to hear for "swiss" :rolleyes:

Stop please. Most Swiss live in areas less than 40 kilometers from the next borders. Most Swiss are out of families partially of "foreign" origin. In many Swiss Cantons prime attractions are outside Switzerland. In Schaffhausen, THE castle (ruin) is the Hohentwiel http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...l_sideview.jpg
, and prime mountains are Hohenhöven, Hohenkrähen and Hohenstoffel. And a favourite wine of my Grandfather in Schaffhausen (SH/CH) was Spätburgunder Weissherbst from north of the Bodensee. In Geneva, the mountain of Geneva is the Salève


http://images.gadmin.st.s3.amazonaws...hne/bahn-1.jpg

http://www.myswitzerland.com/de/reis...nt-saleve.html

and look at the MATTERHORN /MonteCervino. While east and west and north of this mountain are on Swiss territory, the south-side is Italian.

Konstanz and Kreuzlingen are growing together as it should be. So that Kreuzlingers in Konstanz do not feal abroad and neither do Konstanzers in Kreuzlingen as both only had/have to cross a border.

So, as a conclusion, your weird attempt to separate Switzerland from its surroundings is defintely REJECTED :mad::(

ullainga 19.09.2011 07:58

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Wolli please - this is a topic about what we incorrectly thought about Switzerland before moving here. We have already realized that this was not correct, therefore there is really no need to point out why and how stupid we all really were, thinking what we thought.

Guest 19.09.2011 09:08

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Originally Posted by ullainga (Post 1343948)
Wolli please - this is a topic about what we incorrectly thought about Switzerland before moving here. We have already realized that this was not correct, therefore there is really no need to point out why and how stupid we all really were, thinking what we thought.

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...8224504159.jpg

:D

Scrum-half 19.09.2011 12:56

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Originally Posted by jerallie (Post 1342348)
...what things were you told nor read about that simply weren't true when you finally got here? ...

I wasn't told or read about this, but simply presumed that ...

As there are lots of cows, I thought the beef steak would be cheap.

As there are lots of dairy farms, all the dairy products would be available, but I can't find the Clotted cream for my scone!!

Guest 19.09.2011 13:14

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Originally Posted by Wollishofener (Post 1343896)
but, if somebody goes to a country
- without reading the available information
- without looking at the most obious basic facts of live
- without any sense for reaities
you know as what the person will be described as ???? :p

Adventurous.

Now, do yourself a favour and put this thread on Ignore before you make a greater fool of yourself than you've done already. ;)

SWISSG 19.09.2011 13:15

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Originally Posted by jerallie (Post 1342682)
I thought:

*You could at least park at big retailers for free
*Cheese would be cheaper (It is fabulous though)
*Easier and cheaper to ship things here (Damn Post handling charge)
*Dryers would dry clothes in the same amount of time as the US
*Fish would be harder to find and really bad (Not the case, although it is expensive)
*There would be brand name outlet stores (/they have them in Italy, Gemany and France)
*Marshmallows would be cheap and everywhere
*Halloween would be celebrated
*Less opportunity to swim at public pools


I thought the dryer thing was my problem.

st2lemans 19.09.2011 13:40

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Originally Posted by jerallie (Post 1342682)
I thought:

*You could at least park at big retailers for free

You can (in Ticino)

Quote:

*There would be brand name outlet stores (/they have them in Italy, Gemany and France)
There are (in Ticino)

Quote:

*Halloween would be celebrated
It is (in Ticino)

Face it, you moved to the wrong part of the country! :D

Tom

jerallie 19.09.2011 17:10

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I thought that:

There would be graffiti on everything and everywhere

The kitchen sinks could fit more than 3 dishes at once

The freezer in the fridge could fit more than a box of glace

I would be stopped at the motorway border every time I cross. (Still have never been stopped)

adrianlondon 19.09.2011 17:19

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I don't see any Swiss posting their misconceptions.

This thread title annoys me ;)

prof. taratonga 19.09.2011 17:49

Re: Personal Swiss Misconceptions Revealed
 
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Originally Posted by ullainga (Post 1343948)
there is really no need to point out why and how stupid we all really were, thinking what we thought.

There is, I feel much better now.

AbFab 19.09.2011 17:54

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I took Wolli's advice and inspected my Swiss family thoroughly before even contemplating coming here to live.

However, what I was not prepared for was "political roadworks". That is streets and roads closed to traffic for not only months, but at times years. So long that they must appear maps, let alone Google earth. With little, if any, difference to show for it when it's all over...

rcp27 19.09.2011 19:24

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Although I was reasonably well informed before I came here, I had expected to be able to do shopping on a Sunday, and that I wouldn't be infuriated by endless bells.

DrRoss 20.09.2011 10:23

Re: Personal Swiss Misconceptions Revealed
 
Swiss neutrality and impartiality ..... hah! Just try working with them

OSueco 20.09.2011 12:18

Re: Personal Swiss Misconceptions Revealed
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wollishofener (Post 1343898)
Stop please. Most Swiss live in areas less than 40 kilometers from the next borders. Most Swiss are out of families partially of "foreign" origin. In many Swiss Cantons prime attractions are outside Switzerland. In Schaffhausen, THE castle (ruin) is the Hohentwiel http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...l_sideview.jpg
, and prime mountains are Hohenhöven, Hohenkrähen and Hohenstoffel. And a favourite wine of my Grandfather in Schaffhausen (SH/CH) was Spätburgunder Weissherbst from north of the Bodensee. In Geneva, the mountain of Geneva is the Salève


http://images.gadmin.st.s3.amazonaws...hne/bahn-1.jpg

http://www.myswitzerland.com/de/reis...nt-saleve.html

and look at the MATTERHORN /MonteCervino. While east and west and north of this mountain are on Swiss territory, the south-side is Italian.

Konstanz and Kreuzlingen are growing together as it should be. So that Kreuzlingers in Konstanz do not feal abroad and neither do Konstanzers in Kreuzlingen as both only had/have to cross a border.

So, as a conclusion, your weird attempt to separate Switzerland from its surroundings is defintely REJECTED :mad::(

I have no idea what you\'re "ranting" about...:confused:
anybody?


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