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Parking place for having sex in the car

I've heard there is official parking in Zurich where allowed to have sex in the car.
The question where is such parking located?
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Old 25.12.2011, 18:02
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I've heard there is official parking in Zurich where allowed to have sex in the car.
The question where is such parking located?
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Old 25.12.2011, 18:05
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I've heard there is official parking in Zurich where allowed to have sex in the car.
The question where is such parking located?
It has yet to go to the vote.

If you are in a hurry, try Sihlquai or Langstrasse.

http://www.thelocal.ch/1774/20111116/


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Re: Parking place for having sex in the car

You have to fulfill a few criteria before auto intercourse:

1) Have a vehicle

2) Ensure marital / GF life is not what you're expecting it to be

3) Always wear your seat belt. Safety first and protection against her/him running away during the act

4) Angle your side mirrors for that "extra immersion" - alternative angle view of butt

5) Be a total loser
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Old 25.12.2011, 18:21
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Old 25.12.2011, 18:50
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You have to fulfill a few criteria before auto intercourse:

1) Have a vehicle

2) Ensure marital / GF life is not what you're expecting it to be

3) Always wear your seat belt. Safety first and protection against her/him running away during the act

4) Angle your side mirrors for that "extra immersion" - alternative angle view of butt

5) Be a total loser
You forgot:

6) Be an American teenager!

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Old 25.12.2011, 18:53
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6) Be an North American teenager!

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Fixed that for you
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You have to fulfill a few criteria before auto intercourse:

1) Have a vehicle

2) Ensure marital / GF life is not what you're expecting it to be

3) Always wear your seat belt. Safety first and protection against her/him running away during the act

4) Angle your side mirrors for that "extra immersion" - alternative angle view of butt

5) Be a total loser
You forgot number 7
7)Wear a condom and turn off your phone (your gf/wifey may call you at that moment gotta avoid that)

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Old 25.12.2011, 19:46
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I've heard there is official parking in Zurich where allowed to have sex in the car.
The question where is such parking located?
I went on a tour of a car workshop the other day and was quite shocked to see all the mechanics screwing in cars.
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Old 25.12.2011, 19:53
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I went on a tour of a car workshop the other day and was quite shocked to see all the mechanics screwing in cars.
Eh! (Canadian slang ) You should go to a car manufacturing plant ,like Windsor/Detroit ,there are hundreds /thousands of Robots doing that
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You forgot number 7
7)Wear a condom and turn off your phone (your gf/wifey may call you at that moment gotta avoid that)
Alas, mobile phones didn't exist back in the '70s!

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Re: Parking place for having sex in the car

Woe, my misspent youth.



(although in 76 it was still illeagle for me to enter one)
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