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Old 28.10.2007, 14:37
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Now,put a Swiss woman in southern California and whoa,that's a special treat!
I have to agree. I married one! Here's a recipe for turning a Swiss woman into a 9 or 10:

Ingredients:
1 Swiss woman
1 Sun
1 Beach or body of water
1 bikini
1 Bottle of suntan oil
Optional: A pad in California

Spend most the days at the beach. Wine and dine in the evening. Pamper her in between.... Add lots of laughter. Don't forget big breakfasts with coffee and fresh orange juice. When golden brown.... the flavor pops out. enjoy! Approximate time: 5 days.
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Old 28.10.2007, 15:21
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I was actually quite happy being the ugly mate, my life was always so much happier than hers. No drama, no deranged men calling in the middle of the night, no endless need for approval and certainly no such embarrassing moments as telling someone else that "you only don't like me because you are jealous"...
The sentiments in this song once rang true here

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Old 02.11.2007, 16:42
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Of course nothing comparable to Russian ladies!
one begs to differ ....
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beatrice ! Come back. All is forgiven. Gibber away in broken characters and incoherent sentences at 3am if you must, but please dont leave.

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I have to agree. I married one! Here's a recipe for turning a Swiss woman into a 9 or 10:

Ingredients:
1 Swiss woman
1 Sun
1 Beach or body of water
1 bikini
1 Bottle of suntan oil
Optional: A pad in California

Spend most the days at the beach. Wine and dine in the evening. Pamper her in between.... Add lots of laughter. Don't forget big breakfasts with coffee and fresh orange juice. When golden brown.... the flavor pops out. enjoy! Approximate time: 5 days.
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beatrice ! Come back.
Judging by the length of skirt, I think I saw her on the tram this morning. No, I'm not joking. Yes, I did think "blimey, I bet she's got cold legs."
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Pamper her in between
Please! Think of the children!
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Please! Think of the children!

L.M.A.O.

Sorry, I should have checked in earlier.... What a Borat thread!
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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

not only the ladies.....i´d rather admire the beauty of men and not only in the physical way.
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Old 04.12.2007, 16:19
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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

The only problem I've had with Swiss women is their habit of staring which borders on the psychotic. Makes me think I've got bird poop in my hair or my zipper undone. Even when I smile politely at them they just stare with more intensity, no idea what the problem is, freaky wenches need to chill out.
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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

They are just looking into your beautiful eyes…

They are probably paying attention on what you are saying as well ;o)
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Dont flatter the guy. He is as ugly as a bag o hammers.

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They are probably paying attention on what you are saying as well ;o)
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They are just looking into your beautiful eyes…

They are probably paying attention on what you are saying as well ;o)
You think I'd strike up a conversation with these nutters? They'd only be interested in finding out if my children have bunny rabbits and making me the most paranoid person in Swissyland.
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You think I'd strike up a conversation with these nutters? They'd only be interested in finding out if my children have bunny rabbits and making me the most paranoid person in Swissyland.
Went back to the UK a couple of weeks ago and found that up north, where I come from, there is a fair share of starers there, too. Difference is, if you stare back too long you've got a good chance of being on the receiving end of a punch.

In Switzerland it's much safer to stare.
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That doesnt explain why it happens though.... is it curiosity ? Is it annoyance ? Is it unbridled horror ? Is it a rasputin-like-aura that New Forester exudes ? Or is it just: "Who the f/// let you in ?"


Look into my eyes. Not around the eyes, into the eyes...


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That doesnt explain why it happens though.... is it curiosity ? ............ Or is it just: "Who the f/// let you in ?"

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I hope it's one of the above rather than "WTF did I do last night that I can't remember?".
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That doesnt explain why it happens though.... is it curiosity ? Is it annoyance ? Is it unbridled horror ? Is it a rasputin-like-aura that New Forester exudes ? Or is it just: "Who the f/// let you in ?"


Look into my eyes. Not around the eyes, into the eyes...


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Point was that Switzerland doesn't have the monopoly on staring ladies. Sat on a train to Liverpool and got stared down by anything from 6 to 60 years old.
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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

"What is it with the thin equals attractive?"
I totally agree. Who wants to cuddle up to a lamp post at night!

I still can't believe that no one's mention the P. word yet...personality!
How do you think Swiss girls rate in that department???
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"What is it with the thin equals attractive?"
I totally agree. Who wants to cuddle up to a lamp post at night!

I still can't believe that no one's mention the P. word yet...personality!
How do you think Swiss girls rate in that department???
Some Swiss girls have outgoing personalities some are a bit more reserved. Pretty much the same as the rest of the world.

The culture in Switzerland isn't to pig out on junk food so people tend to stay slim so you are likely to find that there are less obese girlies here than in certain other nations which shall remain nameless...
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"What is it with the thin equals attractive?"
I totally agree. Who wants to cuddle up to a lamp post at night!

I still can't believe that no one's mention the P. word yet...personality!
How do you think Swiss girls rate in that department???


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