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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

You even got three "thanks" for this post earlier :

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Old 24.10.2007, 13:26
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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

Yes, lying should do the trick.

Again, not interested in men who judge women by their hooters (who still uses that, honestly), most women I know wouldn't be too concerned if a guy who was only looking at tit size didn't want to date them.

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Women also discriminate like that... Even more (man tend to care more about the size of your hooters.) Tell them you work in a lab and right away they think you must be a boring nerd with a 70-150K salary range. Or you can tell them you used to be a drummer in a Top20 band or used to be a professional Tennis player.
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Old 24.10.2007, 13:27
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Stuff like that happens quite a lot. I'll be at a bar or some place and a guy will chat me up, we're talking for say 5-10 minutes. Guy asks "So what do you do" I answer "I'm a research scientist, I just finished my PhD" Guy walks away. Not kidding, has happened at least 10-15 times.
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Women also discriminate like that... Even more (man tend to care more about the size of your hooters.) Tell them you work in a lab and right away they think you must be a boring nerd with a 70-150K salary range. Or you can tell them you used to be a drummer in a Top20 band or used to be a professional Tennis player.
I love this one, I tell them I'm an IT guy, and it removes the shallow ones but then again I hold back the fact I was a semi-pro footballer at 18.

It's all about taking people on face/breast value, which of course is always, always wrong
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Yes, lying should do the trick.

Again, not interested in men who judge women by their hooters (who still uses that, honestly), most women I know wouldn't be too concerned if a guy who was only looking at tit size didn't want to date them.
All men think about the tit size. When a man tells you, you look nice... he want's to f-you, when a man tells you he enjoys talking to you... he is thinking about bumping uglies with you, if a man says "I value you more as a friend then a girlfriend and I don't want to destroy that bond"... he thinks you are an ugly ogre and he won't have sex with you even after half a bottle of cheap vodka.

Ladies... It's very simple with men, ALL we want is food/sex/sleep and not necessarily in that order. Women too... but they have a lot of mental interference preventing them from seeing the clear picture.
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Old 24.10.2007, 13:31
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Again, not interested in men who judge women by their hooters (who still uses that, honestly), most women I know wouldn't be too concerned if a guy who was only looking at tit size didn't want to date them.
Speak for yourself
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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

Natasha, you do know your last few posts are coming across as desperate ?

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Old 24.10.2007, 13:36
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PS: Pre-empting "but not desperate enough to go with you"
You said it
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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

Look at the size of my cup (last june's winnings)

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You said it
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Does you're dad own a brewery?

Just thought I'd clear that up...Thanks
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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

You could always get a proper job ? Postman Pat complete with black-and-white cat holds more interest.

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Old 24.10.2007, 13:39
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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

Not true, some men are ass men.

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All men think about the tit size. When a man tells you, you look nice... he want's to f-you, when a man tells you he enjoys talking to you... he is thinking about bumping uglies with you, if a man says "I value you more as a friend then a girlfriend and I don't want to destroy that bond"... he thinks you are an ugly ogre and he won't have sex with you even after half a bottle of cheap vodka.

Ladies... It's very simple with men, ALL we want is food/sex/sleep and not necessarily in that order. Women too... but they have a lot of mental interference preventing them from seeing the clear picture.
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Old 24.10.2007, 13:41
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Not true, some men are ass men.
But they usually come from English private grammar schools and are interested in little boys.....

Misguided they are!!!
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Old 24.10.2007, 13:42
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Tasha to quote a "kevin bloody wilson" song

Does you're dad own a brewery?

Just thought I'd clear that up...Thanks
No. Does yours?
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Old 24.10.2007, 13:49
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No. Does yours?
Ouch, herë's my original point, enjoy!

Kev's Courtin' Song ...................(Ozzie Comedian)

Verse 1
Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:

Chorus
'Do you on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'

Verse 2
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullshit you've gotta go through
Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
And get down to the goodies straight off:

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'Do you on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can off then'

Verse 3
So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few s as well

Chorus
'Do you on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!'


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Old 24.10.2007, 13:51
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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

I like what you did there.

A nice delete-and-edit move there Natasha. I have not seen such a slick move since you ran for the taxi.

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Old 24.10.2007, 13:53
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I like what you did there.

A nice delete-and-edit move there Natasha. I have not seen such a slick move since you ran for the taxi.

dave

Both moves were warranted.
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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

Think I just killed the thread everyone's in shock!
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Old 24.10.2007, 14:16
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Honestly, I'm not interested in any body with whom I would need tread lightly with concerning that kind of stuff. Guys either like it or they don't and I've never had any problem with finding guys who like it.

So what should I do when I become of professor and I meet a guy, should I just tell him I work at the university so he can assume I'm a secretary or something and it won't threaten his manly intelligence?
mh, some girls/men are too much in love with their brain. this aura, vibe leads to that implication: theres is not much love left for me... better leave...you know?
well, in general, unless ones IQ is only measureable in air-pressure, its easy to make one looking dumb. everyone has something he is good at, an "expert" about. so i give nothing about profession, academic titles and such. maybe it got something to do with self-esteem?! most people i have met being really smart never carried that like a flag in front of them...they are the most modest people about themselves. it was always something i discovered myself, when, for example last saturday in vienna, one of the party guest opposite of me said, shes into literature, and went on asking me a thousand of questions and was massively interested in anything but herself. later i found out she is a very famous austrian writer and i thought: "damn, what must she think of me now? i assume i talked only shite."

but i love smart girls, more than the right shape of bum, size of breasts which is absolutely derivative. adriana lima is a bombshell, but not so much interesting to me than what some call here an average looking girl.
the alleged beauty of mrs.lima you get presented on a plate, its the flan in the face.

i rather like girls, women whose beauty youll only see on the 2nd sight.
the most interesting girls i meet mostly on parties in the kitchen.
these places are normally so small, you mostly cant elude a chat.
and whatever breasts, bum they had...when all that came out of their mouth were obviously only squirts->off.
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Think I just killed the thread everyone's in shock!
That song a reminder of the past! Years ago I was (un)lucky enough to see him live. Sure he was called "Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson" though??

Will admit to laughing my socks off the whole night. The guitar and the Aussie accent add a lot to the lyrics.....

And funny how some lines are still remembered from other songs....

"Two headed, six legged, double decker dog". Will let you work out what on earth he was talking about.

Wudn't put him in my top 10 and not got any of his albums, but was a very VERY funny night with a very VERY bad hangover the next morning.
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