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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

I think many of the men here are lying.

First thing I look at is the face, move down to tits, legs, a*s and the whole outside package. Then i decide to make my move if she looks good and is skinny. After talking to her for several minutes I figure out if a) I am taking her home for one night b) taking her home for 1+ more nights c) taking her home for 1+more nights and maybe having a relationship with her.

Men are visual and I think women are too. So 90% of you here are not being honest when you say it's the inside that matters. Sure it is, but that comes second. If she aint my type, I aint gonna come and talk to her in the first place.
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That song a reminder of the past! Years ago I was (un)lucky enough to see him live. Sure he was called "Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson" though??

Will admit to laughing my socks off the whole night. The guitar and the Aussie accent add a lot to the lyrics.....

And funny how some lines are still remembered from other songs....

"Two headed, six legged, double decker dog". Will let you work out what on earth he was talking about.

Wudn't put him in my top 10 and not got any of his albums, but was a very VERY funny night with a very VERY bad hangover the next morning.
I saw him last year with my dad of all people. Never heard of him until then.

I was crying literally with laughter..

Yup and his name is Kevin Bloody Wilson.
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You never know, one day a woman might even agree to go along with even one item on your checklist.

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After talking to her for several minutes I figure out if a) I am taking her home for one night b) taking her home for 1+ more nights c) taking her home for 1+more nights and maybe having a relationship with her.
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Old 24.10.2007, 15:00
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I think many of the men here are lying.

First thing I look at is the face, move down to tits, legs, a*s and the whole outside package. Then i decide to make my move if she looks good and is skinny. After talking to her for several minutes I figure out if a) I am taking her home for one night b) taking her home for 1+ more nights c) taking her home for 1+more nights and maybe having a relationship with her.

Men are visual and I think women are too. So 90% of you here are not being honest when you say it's the inside that matters. Sure it is, but that comes second. If she aint my type, I aint gonna come and talk to her in the first place.
yeah, in a certain way thats true. but if i look back on what girls finally i got hooked...it never were the ones looking like jumped off a fhm-cover. and that was not because i never got the chance to have/go out with such a girl. artificial beauty i dislike, natural girls are hot.

when i met my GF, she caught me up in party with my friends at the HB platform in heidelberg. she was wearing a big thick coat, a scarf and a winterhat. i could not make out breasts and bum, but bright and shiny eyes and a sunny smile. we were walking to the theatre, were it was a low lit room, we were only talking like say 60minutes before the play started. and the conversation was wonderful to me so that i had a serious crush (which was manifested through out the intimate evening later when we sat down at our friends place to have some wine etc....)

i think smile, shape, bum, eyes, breasts are the most common indicatores to have a go on a girl... but unless you want to score only, and then if she talks nonsense...maybe one will give nothing about what she is saying...but most men drop dumb girls instantly, when it comes to serious business...like the other way around too, aye?
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Old 24.10.2007, 15:01
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Re: Why are ladies in Switzerland so attractive?

Well, what would you expect her to say? "I'm a famous writer and I'm kind of a big deal" (a la Ron Burgundy)

If somebody asks me what I do, I tell them because it's not only what I do, it's part of who I am. It's not some job with a title, it's how I think, what I love, and shapes my life. I would be discrediting my passion to just say I worked in a lab. Not a lot of people in life love what they do, so that concept can be difficult to understand.

But honestly, after figuring out that telling some slimy guy that I was a research scientist got him to walk away, I started using it to my advantage.

Your comments are all valid but it still doesn't change the fact that many men are intimidated by intelligent women who don't dumb it down for them.


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mh, some girls/men are too much in love with their brain. this aura, vibe leads to that implication: theres is not much love left for me... better leave...you know?
well, in general, unless ones IQ is only measureable in air-pressure, its easy to make one looking dumb. everyone has something he is good at, an "expert" about. so i give nothing about profession, academic titles and such. maybe it got something to do with self-esteem?! most people i have met being really smart never carried that like a flag in front of them...they are the most modest people about themselves. it was always something i discovered myself, when, for example last saturday in vienna, one of the party guest opposite of me said, shes into literature, and went on asking me a thousand of questions and was massively interested in anything but herself. later i found out she is a very famous austrian writer and i thought: "damn, what must she think of me now? i assume i talked only shite."

but i love smart girls, more than the right shape of bum, size of breasts which is absolutely derivative. adriana lima is a bombshell, but not so much interesting to me than what some call here an average looking girl.
the alleged beauty of mrs.lima you get presented on a plate, its the flan in the face.

i rather like girls, women whose beauty youll only see on the 2nd sight.
the most interesting girls i meet mostly on parties in the kitchen.
these places are normally so small, you mostly cant elude a chat.
and whatever breasts, bum they had...when all that came out of their mouth were obviously only squirts->off.
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Old 24.10.2007, 15:06
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First thing I look at is the face, move down to tits, legs, a*s and the whole outside package. Then i decide to make my move if she looks good and is skinny. After talking to her for several minutes I figure out if a) I am taking her home for one night b) taking her home for 1+ more nights c) taking her home for 1+more nights and maybe having a relationship with her.

Men are visual and I think women are too. So 90% of you here are not being honest when you say it's the inside that matters. Sure it is, but that comes second. If she aint my type, I aint gonna come and talk to her in the first place.
Crikey, makes it sound like you are going out to buy something by the pound rather than going out to find a lady to date.
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Well, what would you expect her to say? "I'm a famous writer and I'm kind of a big deal" (a la Ron Burgundy)
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First thing I look at is the face, move down to tits, legs, a*s and the whole outside package.
I hope you check the teeth too, right?
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Women also discriminate like that... Even more (man tend to care more about the size of your hooters.) Tell them you work in a lab and right away they think you must be a boring nerd with a 70-150K salary range. Or you can tell them you used to be a drummer in a Top20 band or used to be a professional Tennis player.
I am also an engineer working in complex applications, but I never tell it in that way to the women.

And for sure I am not interested into technical or scientific discussions with a girl. I do that at work, I prefer to talk about other subjects with them.

I tell them I am an egineer and work in telecoms, yes , but I tell them also I play football, tennis and go skiing. and then give them a great time on a dance...

That seems to do the trick well.
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Not true, some men are ass men.
Nope. Don't like donkeys.
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Then i decide to make my move if she looks good and is skinny.
My father is well known for his totally inappropriate yet often insightful comments, one of which is perfect at this point: "The only reason some guys will only touch skinny women is because their narrow hips make a tiny dick look bigger." Ok, it sounds odd in English, it was originally said in French. *ducks in anticipation of severe flak*
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Presumably why he likes 'em skinny
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Maybe you don't know that is not the size of the ship but the skill of the helmsman what will take you to direct to dock G...
Ok, I know this is going to be tough but this is just women being sensitive as, unlike you, we realise that some things can't be changed and there really is no point complaining about these matters. Given the choice between two great guys of equal attractiveness, I'll pick the speedboat over the rubber dingy, sorry.
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My father is well known for his totally inappropriate yet often insightful comments, one of which is perfect at this point: "The only reason some guys will only touch skinny women is because their narrow hips make a tiny dick look bigger." Ok, it sounds odd in English, it was originally said in French. *ducks in anticipation of severe flak*
"It might be small but it would fill a pram" as my friend's boyfriend so eloquently put it.
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Well, what would you expect her to say? "I'm a famous writer and I'm kind of a big deal" (a la Ron Burgundy)

no, no! i just lead that on as an example. i mean, she could have been more cocky about herself and some girls/men do that "im superbrain and youre superzero". sometimes not very that into-your-face-style but sometimes i notice how much they love themselves for being (maybe) smart. its kind of a vibe coming from them, its a certain attitude they carry around, which bores me to death.
cause they dont know me and i can (maybe) batter them in my "subject" which is pretty easy when one is not dealing with things that i do. so...it mostly makes me smile when i come across people like that...
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"It might be small but it would fill a pram" as my friend's boyfriend so eloquently put it.
Interesting approach. One thing I have noticed is that guys tend to have a completely skewed vision of their appendage, perfectly fine ones worry that they're small, not so well endowed ones state how proud they are of their impressive manhood, there must be some distortion of light between the face and the nether regions. Is that a science question? Is the tone now officially too low? If it is, great, I can't be done with all this high-brow talk.
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Interesting approach. One thing I have noticed is that guys tend to have a completely skewed vision of their appendage, perfectly fine ones worry that they're small, not so well endowed ones state how proud they are of their impressive manhood, there must be some distortion of light between the face and the nether regions. Is that a science question? Is the tone now officially too low? If it is, great, I can't be done with all this high-brow talk.
Sounds like a street poll\experiment to me

On another point ask a guy the distance between his thumb tip and his next finger tip
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Sounds like a street poll\experiment to me
I think current temperatures might distort the results.
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