I'm sure you could think of enough places for a controlled temperature measurement

Yup, I'll send them round to yours.

Sorry but no. Most of the stick insects in this town look as though they'd snap if you gave them a good one.

Erm, I mean had deep meaningful relations with them.

Sometimes I wonder whether the much-rumoured orgies models supposedly have just sound like a lot of really big bamboo wind-chimes.

Plus you need some form of glucose to work both the brain and the body. In fact, more so the brain. Which is why not eating can make you totally irrational.

Thanks, that's a funny image. But I have to say, it's not only guys that do that. I've had some conversations abruptly end after,
- "So, what do you do?"
- "I'm a mathematician."

I'm quite a fan of voluptuous myself. Women who look like women, i.e. go out at the front, in in the middle and out at the back, rather than looking like adolescent choirboys as has been the fashion (at least in England) for a depressingly long time and seems to be the norm here in Zürich. Maybe that's just how the genes hang together here...

Maybe that statement categorises me as a misogynist or some other variety of cochon, but all one can do is to state what sparks the attention...

One of my workmates, with whom I go out on the town every couple of weeks, prefers slender, so at least we don't squabble over our appreciation of the canvases on display while we're downing our beers in the local art galleries!

You are just not "cool" Math, IT, Engineering...women think of you as geeks. Next time say you're a rapper or a shady businessman and you will get lucky.

What if you are a fat bloke with a pencil dick?
20 stones of force behind it, y'know.

e = mcsquared or whatever it is...

Come on, don't leave us in suspense. Tell us the answer. What do you do?

Now there's an image that I won't get out of my head easily , you should send it in to South Park as a suggestion.

At least now I know why you should never mess with a woman on a diet.

me? he he he

I also have a great personality and am fond of kittens.
Properly marinated in a spicy sauce.

We used to play that game at college. IT Courses are pretty much a turn-off so we would think up the most outrageous course name that we could and see who got lucky. A winner one week was telling the young ladies that he was on a chocolate biscuit foundation course ....... how we laughed. I suppose you had to be there.

But then I suppose I just grew up.

Leave the kittens out of this. Or else. Something.

One of my mates amazingly did quite well telling a girl he was a TV extra. He said he'd just been on The Bill with the line "you'll never take me alive copper".

I am not sure about girls.

However, men in Zurich are quite good looking

Although they could take care of their health a bit better, skip some bad habits like smoking. Before I did not mind if my boyfriend smokes, but now I do mind it – I do not like cigarettes.

Pff, one of the silly generalising threads but I keep reading.

Because a minority never goes out with more than 50 Fr. in their purse? Not sure about cause and effect, though.

The old "quit smoking if you love me", I see. Not judging but I've lost count of how many male colleagues have been through that one.

Well my Swiss Mrs gave up smoking the day she met me. I didn't ask her too either. She made the decision by herself and has stuck to it ever since. Like 11 years now.

The easiest way to stop smoking is to never start.

Does it really matter that much? After all, the end is still the same...

True. In general, I think swiss men care about their "appearance" much more than women.