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Re: what do you do as work in Switzerland?

I am partially responsible for the movement of literally trillions of bits of data between many storage systems.

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Re: what do you do as work in Switzerland?

I make sure 700 students have rooms on campus and behave in a "professional manner " (dresscode, drugs, etc) kinda hard when you use to be on the other side....and my 2nd job is still working in the bar.

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Old 09.03.2012, 04:07
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I make sure 700 students have rooms on campus and behave in a "professional manner " (dresscode, drugs, etc)
So those Swiss bankers already have to dress in suits at university? I thought the widespread cocaine use is the result of high pressure, social environment and large egos... wasn't aware that it was part of their curriculum already...
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Flying. Talking about flying. Getting other people to talk about flying. Watching other people flying. Getting other people to watch people flying. Trying to make watching people flying more interesting. Trying to tell people that watching people flying is interesting. Wondering how I can fly more. Trying to make flying more appealing so that other people want to fly more. Trying to get other people to fly more. Trying to make flying easier and more accessible so that more people fly or watch people flying.

I mostly sit at a desk, look out of the window and wonder how I could make my desk fly
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Re: what do you do as work in Switzerland?

I work in a crčche as a pre-school teacher.
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I did not know a 'cum gardener' was a proffession.

Is it like masterbating on the lawn??


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I get picked up at home, payed to be driven around all parts of Switzerland, do some light lifting, drink a few beers, and get droped back home.
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Flying. Talking about flying. Getting other people to talk about flying. Watching other people flying. Getting other people to watch people flying. Trying to make watching people flying more interesting. Trying to tell people that watching people flying is interesting. Wondering how I can fly more. Trying to make flying more appealing so that other people want to fly more. Trying to get other people to fly more. Trying to make flying easier and more accessible so that more people fly or watch people flying.

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I'm Caviarchips's butler.
I buy stuff for an evil capitalist multinational corporation during daylight hours and flog my butler with leatherbound books full of my bonus cheques by night
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Re: what do you do as work in Switzerland?

by the way if anyone is hiring, I just quit my job. My minimum salary is 200K, but I'll negotiate. I just won't do any of the following:
  • Banking
  • Insurance
  • Pharma
  • IT
  • Coffee dating
  • Play dating
  • Play mating
  • Pornography
  • Prostitution
  • Personal shopping
  • Person smuggling
  • Drug-muling
  • Brown sugar
  • Stay-at-home-parenting
  • Allele donation
  • or God particle seeking
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Old 09.03.2012, 14:24
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by the way if anyone is hiring, I just quit my job. My minimum salary is 200K, but I'll negotiate. I just won't do any of the following:
  • Banking
  • Insurance
  • Pharma
  • IT
  • Coffee dating
  • Play dating
  • Play mating
  • Pornography
  • Prostitution
  • Personal shopping
  • Person smuggling
  • Drug-muling
  • Brown sugar
  • Stay-at-home-parenting
  • Allele donation
  • or God particle seeking
Thanks
what's coffee dating and how much does it pay? it sounds intriguing...
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Old 09.03.2012, 14:34
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I just won't do any of the following:
  • Prostitution
Ya right!
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what's coffee dating and how much does it pay? it sounds intriguing...
Basically, it's like being an escort, except it's just to have coffee with the client and pretend to be his/her friend. Since there's no sex involved it doesn't cost as much, but since it's a Swiss wage, it's still rather expensive, and the fee requires a 2 hour minimum.
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by the way if anyone is hiring, I just quit my job. My minimum salary is 200K, but I'll negotiate. I just won't do any of the following:
  • Banking
  • Insurance
  • Pharma
  • IT
  • Coffee dating
  • Play dating
  • Play mating
  • Pornography
  • Prostitution
  • Personal shopping
  • Person smuggling
  • Drug-muling
  • Brown sugar
  • Stay-at-home-parenting
  • Allele donation
  • or God particle seeking
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There isn't much left, is there...

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Re: what do you do as work in Switzerland?

I am a stay at home mum and I develop applications for the iPhone. Im also an SAP Consultant.
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by the way if anyone is hiring, I just quit my job. My minimum salary is 200K, but I'll negotiate. I just won't do any of the following:
  • Banking
  • Insurance
  • Pharma
  • IT
  • Coffee dating
  • Play dating
  • Play mating
  • Pornography
  • Prostitution
  • Personal shopping
  • Person smuggling
  • Drug-muling
  • Brown sugar
  • Stay-at-home-parenting
  • Allele donation
  • or God particle seeking
Thanks
Wow, that is just a list of Dark Side occupations. I work for Darth Vader in Evil Pharma. Young Jedi Medic turned Sith. And no, I am not hiring.
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I am the Lorax who speaks for the trees (which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please), but I'm also in charge of the brown Bar-ba-loots, who play in the shade in their Bar-ba-loot suits and happily live eating truffula fruits.
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I tie cravattine into bow-shapes, twist fusilli and put the holes in tortiglioni.
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Re: what do you do as work in Switzerland?

Hi.
I work as an english -speaking teacher in a bilingual school
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Re: what do you do as work in Switzerland?

4 pages and no bankers? Yeah right! I've probably seen half of you on the S-bahn, sticking out like sore thumbs
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