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Speed Hating Anyone?

Well I just came across this, and was thinking of maybe organising an event I mean we all know we haven't got a chance in hell in dating so might as well start hating

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Old 15.05.2012, 10:12
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Some of us are not as beautiful as you, and we get along just fine thank you!
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Old 15.05.2012, 10:13
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see you there. bring your train spawn!
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Old 15.05.2012, 10:32
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Re: Speed Hating Anyone?

This would be too easy. I'd sit across from the other person, he'd speak Swiss German. I'd just fold my arms and glare and start to feel nauseaus from the horrible farmer's accent, then I'd focus in on how bad his teeth are because his Assura health insurance plan has crappy dental.

And he'd get mad at me for not answer his questions and just standing there and glaring at him and staring at his teeth.

"Why won't you answer me?" he'd scream

And then I'd just stand up, lean across the table and kiss him Buggs Bunny style and he'd be like "WTF, DUDE!?!"

I win.

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Old 15.05.2012, 10:42
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Re: Speed Hating Anyone?

Arrive, knock back shot, scream "**** you all you sad losers!", punch someone on the way out, win the evening.
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Old 15.05.2012, 10:49
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Some of us are not as beautiful as you, and we get along just fine thank you!
Beautiful? You must be a real minger then

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see you there. bring your train spawn!
Ah the SPAWN... Phil's word of the month
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Old 15.05.2012, 10:51
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Re: Speed Hating Anyone?

Now this would be a fantastic EF event. Meeting the forum members and yelling at the ones you don't like. Oh wait, isn't that what the Viadukt is for?
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Old 15.05.2012, 11:08
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Oh wait, isn't that what the Viadukt is for?
Ha ha, has it been kicking off there? I've never been...
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Old 15.05.2012, 11:10
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Now this would be a fantastic EF event. Meeting the forum members and yelling at the ones you don't like. Oh wait, isn't that what the Viadukt is for?
Does it happen at the viadukt? It does happen already in here on EF. Easier to reach.
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Re: Speed Hating Anyone?

Saw this this morning too. If only I could get my company interested in this, there are a few people (certain developers come to mind, as do some people from NOC; then there's HR...) I'd like a quick session with!

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Old 15.05.2012, 12:17
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Well I just came across this, and was thinking of maybe organising an event I mean we all know we haven't got a chance in hell in dating so might as well start hating

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Thoughts anyone?
How does this differ from riding the S-Bahn in the morning?
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Old 15.05.2012, 12:28
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How does this differ from riding the S-Bahn in the morning?
I think the only difference is that the hate is expressed rather than repressed inside...

So many times on the S-Bahn, have I wanted to just shout in those people's face! You know the ones who stand by the door as you try and get off the train, and you have to kinda squeeze through them...

"Get off my F**%ing way you absolute numpty! Once people are off the train you can then occupy the space now made vacant by the people who were on the train! By standing in front of the door, you are only slowing down the people from getting out of the train and therefore slowing yourself down from getting on the train!"

Rant over! Now where can I attend my next Speed Hating event!
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Old 15.05.2012, 12:33
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Re: Speed Hating Anyone?

Just do some FPS Multi-player on the Xbox/PS3. Swear/mock/insult as much as you like. Everyone else does.
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Re: Speed Hating Anyone?

I could do this sitting across from my misses but it wouldn't be any different to normal..
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Your misses - how many have you got then

Looks fun, and that is the problem - i would be laughing my head off after a few seconds...
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Old 15.05.2012, 14:57
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I have three missuses myself.
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Re: Speed Hating Anyone?

hey guys - this is dating - it just starts on a different level...seriously..how else would you explain their suggested topics (http://www.kunstwarenhaus.ch/news.cfm) you can pick as a start ..."i don't care about your hobbies - i just wanna have sex!" ...kinda of the most honest way 4 most guys to start saying what they really think on the 1st date!!
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Tourette Syndrome Speed Dating!
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The business variant of this is called "meeting with the business"
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