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Old 02.11.2012, 22:59
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

You single people are single'!

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Old 02.11.2012, 23:25
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

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Old 03.11.2012, 00:34
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

Can you still get them? I used to love the minty ones?

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Old 03.11.2012, 00:36
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...just dance with a guy. That should quell the swarms at least a bit.
i'm not sure swapping a swarm of girls for a swarm of guys would be an improvement...
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Try shaving your pubic hair.

I recently learned from the Discovery Channel that the reason we have pubic hair is because it helps our genitals retain their scent and attract mates.
As far as I can tell everyone seems to do that these days. Doesn't seem to have any negative effect.
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Old 03.11.2012, 07:38
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

Easy Phil, just stare at the girls for 10-15 minutes, without saying anything. They'll run for the hills, or mountains here.
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Old 03.11.2012, 07:59
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OK. I quite like to go out clubbing but have not done so many months now and went out again for the first time yesterday.

Well, at the club there were lots of people and I managed to find a nice spot on the dance floor and was happily enjoying dancing to the music. But every now and then, some pretty girl comes up and tries to talk to me, or starts grinding against me. NO! Why don't they just leave me alone? There are so many other guys in the club who seem much more interested in them. Why don't they go and bother them instead?

So guys. What is your secret? How can I also create this female repulsion shield? Maybe you can give me some tips/pointers?

TIA.

hmmppffff ....why does this never work the other way round
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Old 03.11.2012, 07:59
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

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As far as I can tell everyone seems to do that these days. Doesn't seem to have any negative effect.
According to the last Glamour issue, many men now go for full trimming of the man-bush as it gives the illusion that their material is up to an inch longer
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Old 03.11.2012, 09:21
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

So, Phil, did it work? Or did you end up having unwanted sex again.
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Old 03.11.2012, 09:21
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

Unfortunately this poor guy kids you not

I have borne witness to his unfathomable charms.

On the dance floor he somehow ends up with up to 10 girls swarming around him. It must be quite disconcerting.

Phil, mate.. you are just a danger to yourself and the rest of the male population who just can't keep up.


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Old 03.11.2012, 09:29
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

Phil if you dress up in this, at least you will keep the young ones away,

http://www.lets-have-a-party.co.uk/f...costume-33330/

(I can't believe that any company would offer this for sale! Awfully bad taste!)
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

Join a Yoga group and get in touch with your feminine side, your male pheromones will soon start smelling sweeter and thus make you competition for the ladies rather than a magnet

http://www.meetup.com/Yoga-Tea-Zurich/

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Old 03.11.2012, 10:55
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

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Join a Yoga group and get in touch with your feminine side
I'd say Phil is already in touch with his feminine side.

Solution for the OP: Use less make-up.
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

Stay off the dance floor...DUhhh
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Old 03.11.2012, 12:24
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Stay off the dance floor...DUhhh
Phil doesnt go to the dance floor. The dance floor goes to Phil
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Old 03.11.2012, 12:32
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

Test their intelligence.
Ask about their bank accounts.
Ask about their salary.

Tell them
- you're for the EU.
- you'd like to see the Franc be replaced by Euros.
- you go to church weekly.
- you hate Canada.
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Old 03.11.2012, 13:03
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Test their intelligence.
Ask about their bank accounts.
Ask about their salary.

Tell them
- you're for the EU.
- you'd like to see the Franc be replaced by Euros.
- you go to church weekly.
- you hate Canada.
not sure that last one would have the desired effect...
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Old 03.11.2012, 22:59
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

you've got the 'kavorka', man.. you'll find the answer to your problem here:



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Old 03.11.2012, 23:29
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Re: How NOT to hook-up in Switzerland?

Oh wow, I love this thread. Had a good laugh tonight, thanks.

I have a kitchen full of Swiss men .... debating about Ford cars vs BMW`s ......... yaaawwwwnnn...... and numerous empty wine bottles on table. The one and only girlfriend has her face into her iPhone ... so I escaped to here, and what did I find? ..... You lot. Being insane.
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Old 04.11.2012, 14:22
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not sure that last one would have the desired effect...
Conversely, you could say you love Justin Bieber, Nickelback, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion and Bryan Adams.
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