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Violence on friday Night

So, last night I got a bit drunk and I got aggressive. A few Swiss were walking towards me on the street and they walked into me. Probably because they thought that they are five and me one. So I made them stop and when I realized that they are typical xenophobic swiss I commenced the beat-down. I served a few years in the special forces so I am good at that type of thing.

It was not extreme, just a few hits to the face and to the body, to the point where they became very quiet. And I went on, got on the train and went to sleep. This morning I went to see if there are any cameras in the area and I did not see any.

Question, what could be the consequences? There were no witnesses.
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Re: Violence on friday Night

I'm just going to say it. You're a liar. One against five isn't possible, not for you, not for Bruce Lee, not for any human on the face of the earth. But hey, you start whatever thread you need to make you feel tip top.
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So, last night I got a bit drunk and I got aggressive. A few Swiss were walking towards me on the street and they walked into me. Probably because they thought that they are five and me one. So I made them stop and when I realized that they are typical xenophobic swiss I commenced the beat-down. I served a few years in the special forces so I am good at that type of thing.

It was not extreme, just a few hits to the face and to the body, to the point where they became very quiet. And I went on, got on the train and went to sleep. This morning I went to see if there are any cameras in the area and I did not see any.

Question, what could be the consequences? There were no witnesses.
Prison & / a fine, probably suspended sentence for a first offence!
5 witnesses is plenty for a Swiss judge, especially if they all Swiss & don't have a criminal record.

Expect to receive a summons to court in 6 months time, with 5 witnesses they will not bother to interview you first!
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Re: Violence on friday Night

Sleeping on a train is legal in Switzerland as long as you have a ticket.
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I had a violence to ticket controller in 2001. will that he used against me?



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Prison & / a fine, probably suspended sentence for a first offence!
5 witnesses is plenty for a Swiss judge, especially if they all Swiss & don't have a criminal record.

Expect to receive a summons to court in 6 months time, with 5 witnesses they will not bother to interview you first!
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Re: Violence on friday Night

Try an anger management course, or don't get drunk.
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Re: Violence on friday Night

Drunk and stupid enough to start fights over nothing even though you are (apparently) capable of doing real harm to innocent people, yet sharp and smart enough to determine in a split second that five strangers are 'typical xenophobic Swiss'? Sounds like you deserve whatever happens to you, and I hope your posting here leads to your IP address being discovered if these people make a complaint, and you end up in jail where you deserve to be. Honestly, people like you make me sick, you make the world a shittier place to live in.

One punch can kill someone, if you don't know this from your (apparent) experience then you don't deserve to be allowed out in public.

Then you come here asking for advice? Are you still drunk? I have some advice- go to the police and ask them what you are risking. Take a toothbrush.

BTW I know a few people that actually WERE in the special forces and their self-control is incredible. I have never heard of them being in the slightest violent situation ever because of their skills and training. One of them was so badly provoked and goaded by a drunken idiot a few years ago that he had to take the guy to the floor by putting his finger in his cheek and slowly drawing him down- the idiot quickly understood the situation and left.

Anyway, cool story, bro.
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So, last night I got a bit drunk and I got aggressive. A few Swiss were walking towards me on the street and they walked into me. Probably because they thought that they are five and me one. So I made them stop and when I realized that they are typical xenophobic swiss I commenced the beat-down. I served a few years in the special forces so I am good at that type of thing.

It was not extreme, just a few hits to the face and to the body, to the point where they became very quiet.
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I had a violence to ticket controller in 2001. will that he used against me?
Rather than posting endless stuff about how bad the Swiss are, maybe you should be looking a bit more at your own behaviour...
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Re: Violence on friday Night

The Swiss don't like you.
EF members don't like you.

But hey, denial is also a method.
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I so hope that, if what you say is true, Mike Baxter is your real name and the Swiss police are reading your thread
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I hope so!
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So, last night I got a bit drunk and I got aggressive. A few Swiss were walking towards me on the street and they walked into me. Probably because they thought that they are five and me one. So I made them stop and when I realized that they are typical xenophobic swiss I commenced the beat-down. I served a few years in the special forces so I am good at that type of thing.

It was not extreme, just a few hits to the face and to the body, to the point where they became very quiet. And I went on, got on the train and went to sleep. This morning I went to see if there are any cameras in the area and I did not see any.

Question, what could be the consequences? There were no witnesses.
Total twat in being a total twat shocker.
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So, last night I got a bit drunk and I got aggressive. A few Swiss were walking towards me on the street and they walked into me. Probably because they thought that they are five and me one. So I made them stop and when I realized that they are typical xenophobic swiss I commenced the beat-down. I served a few years in the special forces so I am good at that type of thing.

It was not extreme, just a few hits to the face and to the body, to the point where they became very quiet. And I went on, got on the train and went to sleep. This morning I went to see if there are any cameras in the area and I did not see any.

Question, what could be the consequences? There were no witnesses.
special Forces? in which defence Force?
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Re: Violence on friday Night

Something similar happened to me. I had an overdose of Twinkies and walked into a congress of marketing people. When about 150 of them walked into me discussing viral marketing I started the beat-down. I spent 12 years in a monastry in Tibet to become a Ninja, so I am really good when it comes to mass knockouts. Can I claim an act of self-defence?
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I had a violence to ticket controller in 2001. will that he used against me?
Now you're just bragging
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I'm just going to say it. You're a liar. One against five isn't possible, not for you, not for Bruce Lee, not for any human on the face of the earth. But hey, you start whatever thread you need to make you feel tip top.
it could have always been five children
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I so hope that, if what you say is true, Mike Baxter is your real name and the Swiss police are reading your thread
If it is his real name, we now know what is so special about the "special" forces he served in .

If this incident really happened, which is highly doubtable to me, he is most probably screwed now anyway after posting about it on the internet - no matter if real name or not.
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it could have always been five children

Or five cows. Swiss cows are not known to be overly appreciative of other cultures.
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Something similar happened to me. I had an overdose of Twinkies and walked into a congress of marketing people. When about 150 of them walked into me discussing viral marketing I started the beat-down. I spent 12 years in a monastry in Tibet to become a Ninja, so I am really good when it comes to mass knockouts. Can I claim an act of self-defence?
I think you would be better off going with temporary insanity; say your Twinkie overdose and the subsequent incidents were the result of hearing yesterday that Hostess Bakeries was filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy, so really it is all ultimately the company's fault.
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Or five cows. Swiss cows are not known to be overly appreciative of other cultures.
Ain't no flies on him!

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