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Re: Why do the Swiss fold their paper money?

That's why.

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Re: Why don't the Swiss?

Because....
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Re: Why do the Swiss fold their paper money?

Why do Americans always roll their money up and put a rubber band around it?
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Re: Why don't the Swiss control the weather?

Because it's a little known fact that you need a microwave to control the weather and even if you do have one the atmospheric peturbances generated by the energetic nose blowing and heavy smoking are so severe that they overwhelm the power of the microwave.
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Re: Why do the Swiss fold their paper money?

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Why do Americans always roll their money up and put a rubber band around it?
So you can put your one $50 bill on the outside, stuff the inside with singles, and wave it around to impress women?
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Re: Why do the Swiss fold their paper money?

I know what you mean, I was surprised to see a little old lady open her purse in mirgos last week, only to see a massive wod of 20chf and 50chf notes all folded up extremely neatly.

To me, the fact that a little old lady was carrying that much money around was a surprise let alone the fact that they were all folded in half.

The only reason i can see that they do it is that folding it in half makes it look as though you have more money

People have way too much time on their hands!
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Re: Why don't the Swiss own microwaves?

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So you're saying the Swiss just use the free microwaves at the supermarket and work canteen?

You're saying that they are all just parasites?

That's brave...

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Re: Why don't the Swiss?

Post things correctly in Off Topic?
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Re: Why don't the Swiss?

Why not?
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Re: Why do the Swiss fold their paper money?

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So you can put your one $50 bill on the outside, stuff the inside with singles, and wave it around to impress women?
and keep the coke off the 18th President's beard
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Re: Why don't the Swiss?

Why ask why?

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Re: Why do the Swiss fold their paper money?

I think it's because the Swiss population as a whole is uncomfortable with money, so everybody tries to make it as small as possible, and hiding it as best as possible in your palm when giving it to somebody.
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Post things correctly in Off Topic?
humor, surely?
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Re: Why do the Swiss fold their paper money?

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Why do Americans always roll their money up and put a rubber band around it?
and the ladyfolk put it in their bras (or so I am told)
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Re: Why don't the Swiss own microwaves?

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You are as good as my ex... always putting words in my mouth
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That's why I dumped my ex. She wouldn't let me put anything in her mouth.
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Re: Why don't the Swiss own microwaves?

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Re: Why don't the Swiss?

Now, I'm confused.

Why?
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Re: Why don't the Swiss?

We have three at work, but only the Italians use them, so that's almost one per person!

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We have three at work, but only the Italians use them, so that's almost one per person!

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three Swiss?
One per Italian?

I'm picturing glitterballs and poles. Anyone else?
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