The First World Problem Thread

[Rangatiranui]

Friggin weekend was too short


again!

[SOBEIT]

	Quote:	Rangatiranui
	Friggin weekend was too short again!

Don't worry, soon be Xmas.

[Rangatiranui]

	Quote:	SOBEIT
	Don't worry, soon be Xmas.

i'm not ready

As Santa puts pressies under the tree for us parents too (the little girl in our house gets upset if Santa forgets Mummy & Daddy), just realized I'll have to wrap an empty perfume box as I have run out and can not wait until the 25th.

They'll be too busy to notice. I just have to make all the right noises when I unwrap the empty box, then go hide it

[RufusB]

The Rufus Hound is too comfortable on "her" sofa to stir herself to bark at the Amazon delivery dude. All he got was a raised hairy eyebrow.

[Blueangel]

	Quote:	RufusB
	The Rufus Hound is too comfortable on "her" sofa to stir herself to bark at the Amazon delivery dude. All he got was a raised hairy eyebrow.

Buggerlugs cat is being the same. He's made a nest on the bed and is only moving between there and his food cupboard, except for one venture outside where he sniffed the air and went straight back to bed.

[SoftBedPlease]

I knew the exact answer for a chess puzzle. However, due to fat finger syndrome or a sketchy touch screen, I moved a piece to the wrong square (right next to the correct one) and stuffed up the solution.

Instead of +8 points, I got -5 points.

Cut

[Nil]

	Quote:	Castro
	My arm is a little sore from the free flu-shot at work

My entire body is extremely sore for not taking the flu shot...

	Quote:	Swisstree
	Santa puts pressies under the tree

Used to happen when I was a kid too & grandma would always have a grope trying to guess what was inside, until one Christmas a match from her fag went unnoticed down the side of her armchair & we were all woken up at 2am with the house ablaze. Goodbye entire contents of lounge including tree, presents, the ceiling, the floor & her only pair of shoes. So this is why you should never sleep wearing a homemade nightshirt & stripey socks with holes in them 'cos the poor firemen don't need that view.

My First World Problem today is I can't find the hoover bags. I know I bought some but where are they hiding?

[RufusB]

	Quote:	neddy
	My First World Problem today is I can't find the hoover bags. I know I bought some but where are they hiding?

My FWP today is: I need to hoover. And reorganise the kitchen cupboards.

[SOBEIT]

Still do not know what to buy for Xmas.

	Quote:	SOBEIT
	Still do not know what to buy for Xmas.

For whom? Yourself, or someone else?

Let us help with ideas :P

[NotAllThere]

Those bloomin' (fellow) Brits have bought up all the jars of mincemeat (for mince pies) in all the local coops.

[NinaBurkhardt]

I can't find enough organic food.

	Quote:	NinaBurkhardt
	I can't find enough organic food.

One cannot live on salt alone!

[SOBEIT]

	Quote:	NotAllThere
	Those bloomin' (fellow) Brits have bought up all the jars of mincemeat (for mince pies) in all the local coops.

They have loads of jars in Globus up for grabs.

[Castro]

This Sh*t

Had a nightmare I ran out of christmas wrapping paper and all the shops were sold out.. don't need any more wrapping paper, tho' so woke up worried I have forgotten something else, but not sure what..

Two evenings before Christmas and I'm stuck here watching the Darts..

[curley]

Ran out of black Cailler chocolate and am not willing to face the shopping crowd today.