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Old 15.04.2017, 14:45
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

There is too much chocolate in the house. I'm going to have to do some scoffing stock control.
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Old 15.04.2017, 19:19
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My son has bought fizzy tangy sour haribos two weekends in a row and I don't like them.
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Old 17.04.2017, 13:30
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

When your kids are watching a movie and you hear the harry potter theme tune but ask them if jurassic park is good.

And then you get the *my-parent-is-completely-thick* look.
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Old 17.04.2017, 14:18
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After 6 weeks of infructuous search, we finally found the remote control of the TV. In the spare printer in a corner of the living room.

Sometimes living with a toddler is just like living with your demented 80 y.o. granny
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Old 17.04.2017, 14:55
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Jasmine rice ice-cream did not taste like jasmine.
Sounds like a lucky escape!
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Old 17.04.2017, 15:08
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When your kids are watching a movie and you hear the harry potter theme tune but ask them if jurassic park is good.

And then you get the *my-parent-is-completely-thick* look.
Goodness, I'm going to report you to the Daily Mail, sign you-up for Jeremy Kyle, and then escalate it to social services (at least this is what's expected if I follow (and am potentially addicted to) UK media from here over the years.

With such a transient up-bringing, according to other on-going threads, they obviously need a stabile upbringing here .
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Old 17.04.2017, 15:17
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2nd world Easter traditions still bit me in my butt.
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Old 17.04.2017, 15:20
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Just wished the costumes were still in. I don't know where the one I wore, went..

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Old 17.04.2017, 15:20
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Goodness, I'm going to report you to the Daily Mail, sign you-up for Jeremy Kyle, and then escalate it to social services (at least this is what's expected if I follow (and am potentially addicted to) UK media from here over the years.

With such a transient up-bringing, according to other on-going threads, they obviously need a stabile upbringing here .
Clearly parenting was never for me..

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Old 19.04.2017, 10:41
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I made the error of snubbing gloves for runners.
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Old 19.04.2017, 10:47
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

My CHF 3,000 dog threw up on my CHF 5,000 carpet
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Old 19.04.2017, 11:00
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My CHF 3,000 dog threw up on my CHF 5,000 carpet
After canine tummy troubles meant CHF 500 to clean my silk carpets - twice - the carpets have been in storage for 10 years and 5 dogs now.

(initial set-up cost of said 5 dogs together was well under 3000 though. Running costs, on the other hand... )
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Old 19.04.2017, 11:16
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After canine tummy troubles meant CHF 500 to clean my silk carpets - twice - the carpets have been in storage for 10 years and 5 dogs now.

(initial set-up cost of said 5 dogs together was well under 3000 though. Running costs, on the other hand... )
I have kids and don't have a carpet, nor a life

Remember the saying/decision: get a dog and ruin your carpets or have a child and ruin your life
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Old 19.04.2017, 12:07
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I have kids and don't have a carpet, nor a life

Remember the saying/decision: get a dog and ruin your carpets or have a child and ruin your life
No kids, no dog, no carpet. The money just keeps piling up in my bank account and I don't know what to spend it on.

Now that's a proper FWP.
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Old 19.04.2017, 12:51
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No kids, no dog, no carpet. The money just keeps piling up in my bank account and I don't know what to spend it on.

Now that's a proper FWP.
Move?
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Old 19.04.2017, 13:24
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No kids, no dog, no carpet. The money just keeps piling up in my bank account and I don't know what to spend it on.

Now that's a proper FWP.
I wish I was your dodgy accountant!
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Old 19.04.2017, 13:28
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

EasyJet changed the gate of my flight only 3 days before the fligh! This is hardly enough time for me to adapt to this and I am still shaking not sure what to do
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Old 19.04.2017, 13:31
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EasyJet changed the gate of my flight only 3 days before the fligh! This is hardly enough time for me to adapt to this and I am still shaking not sure what to do
If you insist on the gate you might be dragged off the plane.
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Old 19.04.2017, 13:38
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EasyJet changed the gate of my flight only 3 days before the fligh! This is hardly enough time for me to adapt to this and I am still shaking not sure what to do
Nevermind, they might show you an in-flight movie to help calm the nerves..

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Old 19.04.2017, 13:59
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

I have a kid, a dog, and a carpet. The dog is not the same colour as the carpet. I do therefore have a kick-arse hoover.
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