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I don't think "not having a microwave" can be classed as a first world problem as I suspect many people elsewhere also don't have one.

Maybe "my cook is in his quarters and I don't know how to operate the microwave" would be more appropriate.
My cook is not answering the bell, and I don't know where the kitchen is.
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Old 11.05.2017, 21:48
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I don't have a microwave so I can't try out MC's recipe.
First world solution; just mosey down to the nearest electrical appliance shop and use the nearest microwave
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Old 11.05.2017, 21:56
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First world solution; just mosey down to the nearest electrical appliance shop and use the nearest microwave
Right then, it's only 22:00. No problem in Switzerland.
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Old 11.05.2017, 22:02
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

Why don't you look for a stove in your kitchen. It should look like this:



Ring at your neighbor's, ask their buttler to show you how to use it.

PS - a bit of orange zest and cardamom...hmmmm. Splash of cream.
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Why don't you look for a stove in your kitchen. It should look like this:



Ring at your neighbor's, ask their buttler to show you how to use it.

PS - a bit of orange zest and cardamom...hmmmm. Splash of cream.
You jest, MC. That's not a stove, it's a Star Trek driving controls thingimijig..
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Old 11.05.2017, 22:07
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You jest, MC. That's not a stove, it's a Star Trek driving controls thingimijig..
Hahahah...just don't sit on it when it turns red.
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Hahahah...just don't sit on it when it turns red.
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Old 11.05.2017, 22:10
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You jest, MC. That's not a stove, it's a Star Trek driving controls thingimijig..
^What she said. My stove looks nothing like that, and AFAIK it doesn't nuke anything. If it did, I might need those iodine tablets the gubmint sent me.
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Old 11.05.2017, 22:22
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You jest, MC. That's not a stove, it's a Star Trek driving controls thingimijig..
LOL, looks like a car dashboard
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Old 11.05.2017, 22:33
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My cook is not answering the bell, and I don't know where the kitchen is.
Think I might have over-estimated my possibilities of getting accepted on this Forum - just not in the same league



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Re: The First World Problem Thread

I read the chocolate thread and now I am craving chocolate. But I am on a diet, a perennial diet. At least in my mind, I am.

Thanks, EF!
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Old 12.05.2017, 07:54
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I read the chocolate thread and now I am craving chocolate. But I am on a diet, a perennial diet. At least in my mind, I am.

Thanks, EF!
Here, try this chocolate rabbit.



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Old 12.05.2017, 19:35
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Just finished another week of musical desks and am too tired to enjoy Friday night!
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Old 12.05.2017, 23:20
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

In the smarter parts of London, many people are catching "avocado hand" which arrives when tipsy people try to cut open an avocado.

Hospital A&E departments are now using the term "avocado hand" when registering these unfortunate patients.

The very rich of course rely on their chef for starters.
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Old 13.05.2017, 09:15
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In the smarter parts of London, many people are catching "avocado hand" which arrives when tipsy people try to cut open an avocado.

Hospital A&E departments are now using the term "avocado hand" when registering these unfortunate patients.

The very rich of course rely on their chef for starters.
Is that why the NHS computers are under attack? Too many avocado cases.
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In the smarter parts of London, many people are catching "avocado hand" which arrives when tipsy people try to cut open an avocado.

Hospital A&E departments are now using the term "avocado hand" when registering these unfortunate patients.

The very rich of course rely on their chef for starters.
For starters? No, avocados with bananas & blueberries for breakfast, yum!

A&E is quieter in the mornings too, I find..
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Old 16.05.2017, 18:24
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

My wife and kids are peeling shrimps in front of me
And its really putting me off my fish fingers and potato smiley faces
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

Brand new work gloves (leather) stink and I hate the smell of my hands after using the gloves.
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My wife and kids are peeling shrimps in front of me
And its really putting me off my fish fingers and potato smiley faces
That's because you work fancy.

I got my bi-weekly quote of deeply fried fish fingers today. This is usually the only day I visit the company canteen - perfection. Today though, they served it with potatoes and not chips.

Always have the fridge stocked with healthy self-serving stuff for other family members on these days - just a question of organisation.
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Old 17.05.2017, 19:35
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

I had to replace the battery in the Porsche today because we don't use it enough and it died!

I should have swapped out the battery from the Focus before I gave it away to a friend's son last month.

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