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Old 13.06.2017, 23:50
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

The menu advertised caprese salad with buffalo mozzarella, but I got regular mozzarella. You cannot fool me in any planet, I am a mozzarella connoisseuse, plus buffalo mozzarella has such a distinct taste you cannot miss it.

The Mexican chef and the Mexican waiter were both clearly incompetent as far as mozzarella goes, but to compensate for that, the waiter gave me an awesome recommendation afterwards for a mom&pop homemade tamales place.

I love San Diego, CA.

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Re: The First World Problem Thread

Sometimes when you scan read something, your brain find some very strange sentences.
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Old 14.06.2017, 23:23
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

I ordered gratin dauphinois with my steak but they brought me a baked potato instead. So I had to eat the steak by itself whilst my fancy spuds were being prepared.
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Old 14.06.2017, 23:53
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Something keeps dribbling from the tree on my laptop. You can't see it but feel it on the mouse-pad and it drives me friggin' crazy! I'm on my way to become a cleaning maniac.
I always wanted to live in a tree-house!

No tree-houses nearby..
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Old 15.06.2017, 00:07
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I always wanted to live in a tree-house!

No tree-houses nearby..
Ah, to aspire to new heights

Look here
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Old 15.06.2017, 00:14
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I always wanted to live in a tree-house!

No tree-houses nearby..
Ahhhh, actually it's because I'm glued to the garden when ever the sun is out.
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Old 15.06.2017, 00:15
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The menu advertised caprese salad with buffalo mozzarella, but I got regular mozzarella. You cannot fool me in any planet, I am a mozzarella connoisseuse, plus buffalo mozzarella has such a distinct taste you cannot miss it.

The Mexican chef and the Mexican waiter were both clearly incompetent as far as mozzarella goes, but to compensate for that, the waiter gave me an awesome recommendation afterwards for a mom&pop homemade tamales place.

I love San Diego, CA.

Sigh.
On our honeymoon in Athens, my wife ordered taramasalata. The dish, when it arrived, was clearly Tyrokafteri (spicy cheese). When I complained, the waiter, without a hint of shame, announced: "In this restaurant, we make our taramasalata with cheese."

We escaped to a more civilised part of the country the next morning.
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Old 15.06.2017, 00:20
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On our honeymoon in Athens, my wife ordered taramasalata. The dish, when it arrived, was clearly Tyrokafteri (spicy cheese). When I complained, the waiter, without a hint of shame, announced: "In this restaurant, we make our taramasalata with cheese."

We escaped to a more civilised part of the country the next morning.
No doubt the waiter attended this course.
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Old 15.06.2017, 00:21
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

The new charger lead for my laptop won't stretch to the sofa
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Old 15.06.2017, 01:05
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

I was cooking for my mates at work yesterday. I put some chicken wings in the oven, whereas the packet was saying 220 deg C. Even though the oven run full blast at 240 deg C, it felt rather like approximately 190deg C. No go! Needless to say it took about 45min to make lunch (instead of a suggested 20min as written on the packet).

So I had to serve first potato wedges with salad to make up for this Swiss' technology blunder.
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Old 15.06.2017, 09:31
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Yesterday I booked my holiday.
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Old 16.06.2017, 18:11
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

This new place I buy my tobacco from sells donuts. The realy thing. They're right next to the checkout (yeah, right, where else), I can't get past them
Should I feel younger about it or just plain weak?
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Old 16.06.2017, 18:24
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This new place I buy my tobacco from sells donuts. The realy thing. They're right next to the checkout (yeah, right, where else), I can't get past them
Should I feel younger about it or just plain weak?
Buy them, sing to them then eat them
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Old 16.06.2017, 18:53
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I don't usually care about calories but this thing had more than 450kcal! If I keep this new habit up, tomorrow will not come soon
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Old 16.06.2017, 19:26
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We've run out of marmite and I've already started on the summer weather lager and limes so I am too busy to go to the shop and buy more.
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Old 16.06.2017, 22:30
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The light worked when I turned it on.
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Old 16.06.2017, 22:54
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The light worked when I turned it on.


Something tells me, Soebeit, that you haven't quite got the hang of this FWP thingy.
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Old 16.06.2017, 22:58
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Something tells me, Soebeit, that you haven't quite got the hang of this FWP thingy.
Tonight I was informed that I haven't got the hang of the FWP thread.
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Old 16.06.2017, 23:09
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The pizza delivery guy arrived before I had a chance to choose something on Netflix
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Old 17.06.2017, 19:42
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

I can't cut back the big overgrown shrub at the back of the garden, it's got a nest of little blackbirds in it.
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