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Old 14.07.2017, 16:13
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The was cold in the fridge.
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

It goes without saying, if it's cold don't stick it in the fridge.

I have just given myself a sneezing attack from mosquito repellent spray which is basically my summer perfume.
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Old 14.07.2017, 21:27
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I don't think I have any clean white socks to play tennis on Sunday
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Old 14.07.2017, 21:28
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

Drove my other car today for a change and almost forgot it had no parking sensor!
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Old 15.07.2017, 02:48
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

I was feeling so low just now that I opened a packet of peanut saturated Flips, in the hope of reliving cheese Wotsits. It can only be downhill from now, and I feel completely disgusted with myself.
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Old 15.07.2017, 09:32
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

My nose was cold last night. Camping at 8 degrees, I think my bikini stays packed this trip.
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Old 15.07.2017, 09:41
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I was feeling so low just now that I opened a packet of peanut saturated Flips, in the hope of reliving cheese Wotsits. It can only be downhill from now, and I feel completely disgusted with myself.
Even when things are going well, Peanut Flips just make them worse. If you start at a low and add Flips then you'll need some form of antidote. I suggest a crisp butty with butter and Salt and Vinegar crisps, followed by a couple of Mars bars or a Magnum or three.

Once your system has passed the toxins from the flips you'll be fine. Maltesers may speed the process somewhat
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Thinking if I should go hiking in Graubünden, Ticino or Wallis this weekend. Oh the choices..
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Old 15.07.2017, 11:57
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My new robot vacuum cleaner hasn't arrived, have to vacuum the floors myself.
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Old 15.07.2017, 11:58
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Old 15.07.2017, 12:27
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My nose was cold last night. Camping at 8 degrees, I think my bikini stays packed this trip.
Surely camping is a Third World Problem? Nobody in the First World should be forced to endure that sort of misery.
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Old 15.07.2017, 12:34
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Even when things are going well, Peanut Flips just make them worse. If you start at a low and add Flips then you'll need some form of antidote. I suggest a crisp butty with butter and Salt and Vinegar crisps, followed by a couple of Mars bars or a Magnum or three.

Once your system has passed the toxins from the flips you'll be fine. Maltesers may speed the process somewhat
You're right -
I feel much better now!
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Old 15.07.2017, 12:39
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I feel much better now!
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Old 15.07.2017, 12:43
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

I can't book my holiday flights for the end of the year because work (a) won't make it clear when we are off the hook at the end of the year, and (b) isn't giving me any indications whether I'll still have a job at the end of the year.

Meanwhile, the award seats* are quickly evaporating...


* award seats are the limited seats made available by the airlines - particularly in First and Business Class - which are payable with frequent flyer points / miles
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Old 15.07.2017, 12:58
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

Let's take this into a different thread
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Old 15.07.2017, 12:59
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I sense a trap.
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Old 15.07.2017, 13:03
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I sense a trap.
Yup.
The Flips, crisp butty with butter and Salt and Vinegar crisps, followed by a couple of Mars bars or a Magnum or three.
The Maltesers are still disolving.
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Yup.
The Flips, crisp butty with butter and Salt and Vinegar crisps, followed by a couple of Mars bars or a Magnum or three.
The Maltesers are still disolving.
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I clicked on the image and it didn't respond.
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

I shouldn't have had so much prosecco with lunch: I have a mild hangover at just gone 8 pm. Am seeing if a G and T will rectify the situation. For science.
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