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24.07.2017, 09:22
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My boss keeps hounding me to take more holiday
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24.07.2017, 10:23
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My lunch at work is free today.
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24.07.2017, 10:51
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Free lunch is not a problem.
My wildlife camera keeps taking photos of my very large arse instead of animals in the garden.
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24.07.2017, 11:16
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The snackman is on holiday, so I'll probably have to starve until lunchtime
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24.07.2017, 11:42
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| Quote: | |  | | | Free lunch is not a problem.
My wildlife camera keeps taking photos of my very large arse instead of animals in the garden. | | | | | Maybe you can switch the setting from panoramic to auto-zoom?   | | The following 2 users would like to thank lost_inbroad for this useful post: | |
24.07.2017, 14:38
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Since I googled video amplifiers for Marton the adverts on EF are trying to sell me video stuff. I'll pass on trying to help neddy with her problem.
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24.07.2017, 14:44
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Just install AdBlockerPlus.  |
24.07.2017, 15:04
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Lost my sunglasses and found them again just after buying new ones!
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24.07.2017, 15:08
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| Quote: | | | | | Lost my sunglasses and found them again just after buying new ones! | | | | |  |
24.07.2017, 15:17
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| Quote: | | | | | Just install AdBlockerPlus. | | | | | How would an ad blocker help neddy?
I can imagine pyjamas made out of a stealth material, or possibly a health club membership, but an ad blocker???
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24.07.2017, 15:22
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| Quote: | | | | | How would an ad blocker help neddy?
I can imagine pyjamas made out of a stealth material, or possibly a health club membership, but an ad blocker??? | | | | | Neddy is beyond help but I appreciate the sentiment (the helping - not telling me to go to a gym).
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24.07.2017, 16:40
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I ran out of gas.
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24.07.2017, 17:28
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My free lunch was lovely.
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24.07.2017, 17:37
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I've just switched from a windows phone to an iPhone, and i can't swipe to text anymore. Now I have to tap each letter like it's a typewriter.
Plus, why are there no punctuation marks on the first page? Come on Apple, full stops and commas are essential! No wonder kids these days don't make any sense.
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24.07.2017, 18:11
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| Quote: | | | | | My free lunch was lovely. | | | | | Why was it free? Tell us the whole story
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24.07.2017, 18:17
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There is no free lunch.
The closest to it was a lunch I had at the SLC lib. I was there to check out the rooftop beehive. Not read the mormon reading material.
As far as I know, there's still no free lunch.
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24.07.2017, 20:33
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I've just been told that Sister Act 1 is better than Sister Act 2?!
Philistines.
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24.07.2017, 20:35
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| Quote: | | | | | I ran out of gas. | | | | | Did you have to walk home a long way? If so: Poor rich lady  | | This user would like to thank curley for this useful post: | |
26.07.2017, 17:29
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I keep getting emails like this today:
<<said be have the came to which of off was go chap mention way were I Hubble U little for her that present his could here neck stay said addressing him always sat rest the meat It there said seemed my appeared with strangest I boil Have to to on me on dropped position Now was dive door him saw fugitive print of of applying some at by over U to left he and in found square shoved at flowers born dusk my fur than would on him yellow earnest If you cannot see the images below, click here. >> (I removed the link, in case any of you are dangerously nosy  )
That's not even google translate, is it? |
26.07.2017, 17:42
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I doubt even Translate is that bad. Bad spammer attempt. They seem to use any old words in whatever order they feel like.
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