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Old 15.08.2017, 12:33
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I hate how long it takes to unpack a new work shirt... pins, plastic clips, tags, cardboard stiffeners, tissue paper and more pins.
Very James Bond. What do you do for a living again, Castro?
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Old 15.08.2017, 12:56
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Never understood why men's shirts have to be packed up like that in the first place. Why not just have them on a hanger like women's shirts are?
Because we can't just go to H&M and buy a 4 Chf shirt right off the rack. Our shirts are of higher thread count, whiter than the celestial plains, stiffer than a giraffe's neck...3 little dabs of "Juniper Sling" and I guarantee to romance any panties off an office assistant going for her coffee break.
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Old 15.08.2017, 13:35
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We CAN get a 4CHF shirt right off the rack ... it would just be a bit see-through and look like absolute garbage. Guess it depends on where you work

In other news: I dislike the fact that everything is wrapped in plastic ... particularly my food. Just waiting for them to start selling single vacuum-packed bananas
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Old 15.08.2017, 17:35
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...I am flying to Vermont to burn down Ben &Jerry's!
Oh come on, what's not to love about little bits of chocolate chip cookie dough in your vanilla ice cream, reminding you that you're not too old and outdated for things like teeth? They even put that concoction into an ice cream sandwich now. It's genius! And the names - cherry garcia, chubby hubby, love them!

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I hate how long it takes to unpack a new work shirt... pins, plastic clips, tags, cardboard stiffeners, tissue paper and more pins.
Give it to your kids. Children can take things apart faster than any adult and seem to enjoy it far more.
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Old 15.08.2017, 18:01
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Give it to your kids. Children can take things apart faster than any adult and seem to enjoy it far more.
Nope, not anything that might have pins in it 3Wishes. That's just asking for trouble - and a screaming, crying kid as well.
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Old 15.08.2017, 18:09
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My dinner is ready.
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Old 15.08.2017, 18:12
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I'm recovering from the terrible shock of my wife sending a document to the wireless printer without warning me first!
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Old 15.08.2017, 18:16
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Join the club - but it is Mr. Longbyt who does it to me.
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Old 15.08.2017, 20:12
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ugh....working from home, sent a private doc to the printer in the office (over the VPN)....
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Old 15.08.2017, 20:20
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

Came home a bit more scatterbrained than normal. Put the oven on, set the temp and the timer.

When the timer beeped I discovered that the baking pan with the Röstikroketten was still sitting on top of the range.

Now I will have to eat dinner nearly a half hour later.
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Old 15.08.2017, 20:40
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Old 15.08.2017, 21:08
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ugh....working from home, sent a private doc to the printer in the office (over the VPN)....
Happy to know I'm not the only one doing that
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Old 16.08.2017, 17:30
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

My 802.11ac router stopped working. So I need to suffer with my prehistoric 802.11n router until the amazon prime delivery comes tomorrow because the one I wanted wasn't eligible for amazon same day delivery

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Old 16.08.2017, 21:16
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Just after 9 o clock and it's dark
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Old 16.08.2017, 21:44
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Just after 9 o clock and it's dark

Winter is coming!
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Old 16.08.2017, 21:53
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Wife is coming back and she will see the house is dirty.
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Old 16.08.2017, 22:28
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Wife is coming back and she will see the house is dirty.
Want us to start an EF-action cleaning your house? After all they knit blankets for others too .....
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Old 16.08.2017, 22:31
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Want us to start an EF-action cleaning your house? After all they knit blankets for others too .....
That doesn't sound too bad. I am away between 08h30 - 18h30 each day. All volunteers are more than welcome.
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Old 16.08.2017, 22:36
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That doesn't sound too bad. I am away between 08h30 - 18h30 each day. All volunteers are more than welcome.
But that's when you're most active on EF!
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Old 16.08.2017, 22:39
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That doesn't sound too bad. I am away between 08h30 - 18h30 each day. All volunteers are more than welcome.
I could clean out your wine cellar?
I will even dispose of the empty bottles
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