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18.08.2017, 20:30
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | Wife is coming back and she will see the house is dirty.    | | | | | Hire someone to break in. Pretend to be traumatized by the chaos.
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18.08.2017, 20:41
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | Hire someone to break in. Pretend to be traumatized by the chaos. | | | | | That's what I normally do but she won't buy it this time. She used to say: "Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me".
Another Jacek's FWP, I wanted to go to https://www.badenfahrt.ch but it has rained out. | 
18.08.2017, 20:48
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18.08.2017, 20:59
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | That's what I normally do but she won't buy it this time. She used to say: "Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me".
Another Jacek's FWP, I wanted to go to https://www.badenfahrt.ch but it has rained out.  | | | | | Tell her you need to talk...on a very serious tone...  that would buy you some time.
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18.08.2017, 21:10
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | That's what I normally do but she won't buy it this time. She used to say: "Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me". | | | | | Pretend to be having brain seizures.
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18.08.2017, 21:19
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | Tell her you need to talk...on a very serious tone... that would buy you some time. | | | | | After 10 years of marriage, I ran out of all options. | The following 3 users would like to thank jacek for this useful post: | | 
18.08.2017, 21:20
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread
Steve Bannon was fired/resigned (news sources are still conflicted).
He was not my pick in our "White House Survivor" office poll, aka "Who will Trump axe next?", so I lost | 
18.08.2017, 22:20
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | After 10 years of marriage, I ran out of all options.  | | | | | If that's the case - clean the house! Knock her out! | 
18.08.2017, 22:23
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | If that's the case - clean the house! Knock her out!  | | | | | Completely the wrong strategy. If Yacek cleans the house for the first time in 10 years when she's away then she'll immediately presume he's got something to hide.
Yacek, throw yourself under a bus.
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18.08.2017, 22:24
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread
even first world cats have problems ! First World Cat Problems | 
18.08.2017, 22:25
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I refuse to watch Game of Thrones because I'm not a hormonal teenager... unlike the rest of my work colleagues <sigh>
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18.08.2017, 22:27
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | Completely the wrong strategy. If Yacek cleans the house for the first time in 10 years when she's away then she'll immediately presume he's got something to hide.
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I was about to give the same advice...
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18.08.2017, 22:33
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | If that's the case - clean the house! Knock her out!  | | | | | I think you are onto something here | 
18.08.2017, 22:42
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | Completely the wrong strategy. If Yacek cleans the house for the first time in 10 years when she's away then she'll immediately presume he's got something to hide.
Yacek, throw yourself under a bus. | | | | | | Quote: | |  | | |
I was about to give the same advice... | | | | | No, there is no other than the mme's perfume aroma that would be detectable in the house that don't belong to the missus.  I won't, no suicidal tendencies!
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18.08.2017, 22:51
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | I refuse to watch Game of Thrones because I'm not a hormonal teenager... unlike the rest of my work colleagues <sigh> | | | | | The only thing i know about game of thrones, is that there is a lady with some dragons
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18.08.2017, 22:58
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I got soaked in the rain so I made hot chocolate and burned my tongue.
What if I can't talk tomorrow? | The following 2 users would like to thank MusicChick for this useful post: | | 
19.08.2017, 08:42
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My breakfast is ready.
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19.08.2017, 09:05
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | No, there is no other than the mme's perfume aroma that would be detectable in the house that don't belong to the missus. I won't, no suicidal tendencies! | | | | | Ups, sorry for getting your name wrong.
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19.08.2017, 09:58
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | Ups, sorry for getting your name wrong. | | | | | Oh, too late now. Damage's been done. It requires some green blobs to redeem oneself. | 
19.08.2017, 10:01
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread
For once an FWP that, for me, actually is a real problem:
Amuse bouche.
So what's not to like about a freebie appetizer and glass of wine?
If there are things you cannot eat, either due to a medical condition or simply because you don't like X,Y, or Z, you choose your meal carefully, so that you can enjoy the evening.
Then along comes the 'Greetings from the kitchen'... which as it is designed to showcase the chef's skill and creativity often is based on 'novel' ingredients, and unfortunately often something I cannot eat.
The chef usually comes out and asks you how you liked the amuse bouche...
Refusing the freebie appetizer is churlish, not eating it impolite, you risk offending the chef...
I've come to dread what is intended to be a nice thing, so much so that I've stopped going to a few very good restaurants because of the akwardness it presents.
A very 'FW' FWP...
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