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25.08.2017, 13:14
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The insect balls i had from coop taste like fallafel  | | This user would like to thank gata for this useful post: | |
25.08.2017, 13:47
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I've just spent 10 minutes with a chatbot and now I'm going to be passed onto someone even more useless than a generic answer-tree  |
26.08.2017, 07:32
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The weekend is too long.
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26.08.2017, 09:52
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| Quote: | |  | | | I got two mates who are too generous with kiss-emoticons on whats-app.
How am I supposed to recognize and cherish a "real" one from anybody in the future?!  | | | | | None of them. Genuine one neither uses app emoticons, nor plays the games. He simply grabs and kisses straight away. 
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28.08.2017, 11:55
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Scrolling down a list of 193 countries looking for United Kingdom only to find that its listed as Britain or Great Britain.
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28.08.2017, 12:36
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| Quote: | | | | | Scrolling down a list of 193 countries looking for United Kingdom only to find that its listed as Britain or Great Britain. | | | | | I think Trump meant this when he said make America great again. |
28.08.2017, 12:45
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I have too many choices for dinner
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28.08.2017, 17:05
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I missed half the dialogue during the movie Atomic Blonde, because I was utterly mesmerised by how fricking amazing Charlize Thereon looked.
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28.08.2017, 19:31
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My other half is out tonight, so I'm going to have to postpone the GoT finale until tomorrow...
Or, I watch it, and fake it tomorrow.
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28.08.2017, 19:36
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| Quote: | | | | | My other half is out tonight, so I'm going to have to postpone the GoT finale until tomorrow...
Or, I watch it, and fake it tomorrow. | | | | | Watch Atomic Blonde again instead and get the other half of the dialogue?
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28.08.2017, 19:40
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| Quote: | | | | | Watch Atomic Blonde again instead and get the other half of the dialogue? | | | | | LOL
I just spat out my sauvignon! I can never get that back again, but it was worth it.
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28.08.2017, 20:15
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I can't get this song out of my head | | The following 3 users would like to thank Castro for this useful post: | |
29.08.2017, 11:03
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Too many spiders all of a sudden. One built a net in my front door frame over night - trying to cocoon me?!  | | This user would like to thank curley for this useful post: | |
29.08.2017, 11:11
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| Quote: | | | | | I can't get this song out of my head
| | | | | You owe me 3 minutes and 12 seconds.
And that's my FWP for today.  | | The following 3 users would like to thank meloncollie for this useful post: | |
29.08.2017, 14:00
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Some juvenile punk in a Seat Leon Cupra clocked me at the lights, revved-up, and then floored it when they turned green.
I was holding an ice cream at the time so clearly unable to whup his ass.
Oh well, at least he has a good story for the grandchildren
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29.08.2017, 17:14
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| Quote: | | | | | Scrolling down a list of 193 countries looking for United Kingdom only to find that its listed as Britain or Great Britain. | | | | | Scrolling down a list of 193 countries looking for USA only to find its entry was the first one in the list.
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29.08.2017, 17:53
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| Quote: | | | | | scrolling down a list of 193 minor countries looking for usa only to find its entry was the first one in the list. | | | | | ftfy
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29.08.2017, 18:17
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| Quote: | | | | | Too many spiders all of a sudden. One built a net in my front door frame over night - trying to cocoon me?! | | | | | I think it must have been me who accidentally had squashed a rain spider few weeks ago. There's huge mark on the door frame now and no volunteers in the house to do something about it. Everyone pretends not seeing there's esthetic problem there. 
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29.08.2017, 18:39
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| Quote: | | | | | I think it must have been me who accidentally had squashed a rain spider few weeks ago. There's huge mark on the door frame now and no volunteers in the house to do something about it. Everyone pretends not seeing there's esthetic problem there. | | | | | It's illegal to tamper with evidence at a crime scene.
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29.08.2017, 21:56
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| Quote: | | | | | Scrolling down a list of 193 countries looking for USA only to find its entry was the first one in the list. | | | | | To be serious for moment, a tip here.
When faced with a drop down list of countries, and you want to select 'Switzerland', type a single 't'.
This will more often than not take you to the first country beginning with 'T'. From there a single up-arrow gets you 'Switzerland'.
(Doesn't always work, but it's always worth a try).
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