The First World Problem Thread

[ZuriRollt]

	Quote:	meloncollie
	I came home to find that one o' the Mutts has committed Grand Theft Cookie Jar. As in, around a kilo of butter cookies have been consumed. I don't have enough evidence to determine who the culprit is. Hooligan has means (as in the brains to work out the details of the crime), but Heffalump has motive (as in, a bottomless appetite.) Ergo, Sippenhaft: Both are going without dinner tonight. FWP: OH is working from home today. Of course he didn't hear, see, or notice a thing.

LIKE THIS?:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/new...-ornament.html

[meloncollie]

	Quote:	Rob
	How does this work?

Bwaaahaaahaaaahaaa!

Thanks for the giggles.

[Castro]

The jacuzzi bathtub in my hotel room is out of order, the alternative room offered is on a lower floor and doesn’t have as nice a view.

Jacuzzi or view??

[SOBEIT]

It’s not windy.

[robBob]

	Quote:	Castro
	The jacuzzi bathtub in my hotel room is out of order, the alternative room offered is on a lower floor and doesn’t have as nice a view. Jacuzzi or view??

Demand both rooms! Else its another hotel and a damaging Trip Adviser review.

[curley]

	Quote:	MusicChick
	"The site cannot be reached" - are you selling your lint or suggesting I should make nothing for dinner, lol. I gotta, sleepover PJ party.

If you look at the linked address, there is the magic word this system doesn't like missing:
http://whattheshouldimakefordinner.com/
Add it a the right place et voilà

[MusicChick]

	Quote:	curley
	If you look at the linked address, there is the magic word this system doesn't like missing: http://whattheshouldimakefordinner.com/ Add it a the right place et voilà

I know, I was being facetious. I love not knowing what to cook and just waiting for magic to happen under my hands, hahahah...

Which reminds me - it is leek, spuds and egg soup, white butter beans, egg plant next week, I think. I can't get enough of veggies, my FWP.

And another one - my amazing black cuissardes have a hole.

[TheWolverine]

	Quote:	curley
	If you look at the linked address, there is the magic word this system doesn't like missing: http://whattheshouldimakefordinner.com/ Add it a the right place et voilà

I didn't notice that. Thanks.

[3Wishes]

Clementines might be good for me, but eating them does not make me happy like eating chocolate chip cookies does.

[MusicChick]

I bought 2 kilos of ultra sour clementines and 2 kilos of ultra sour oranges. Now I have to eat them.

[Castro]

Another year, another wonky autovignette

[MusicChick]

We started making juice out of the ultra sour clementines and oranges...my wrist hurts. Aside of the juice giving us electric shock how sour it is - are juicers worth the investments? Another clunky machine?

[gata]

I want to go and try a new restaurant in my area but i need to shower to get out of the house and im too lazy to get out of bed

[curley]

	Quote:	gata
	I want to go and try a new restaurant in my area but i need to shower to get out of the house and im too lazy to get out of bed

Home delivery?
Ah, no, you would have to go to the door for that

[martin959]

	Quote:	curley
	Home delivery? Ah, no, you would have to go to the door for that

You two should see this....

https://9gag.com/gag/aR3PYLy

[Castro]

Amazon prime has made the shipping time of other online retailers unbearable for me.

[TheWolverine]

The bartender used the wrong gin for the cocktail I ordered.

...last night.

[curley]

	Quote:	TheWolverine
	The bartender used the wrong gin for the cocktail I ordered. ...last night.

For all of them?

[TheWolverine]

	Quote:	curley
	For all of them?

Couldn't tell after the third.

[Labradors]

I stopped at My coop after work for one thing... chocolate fix. So annoying they were out of the Lindt fruit sensations orange & pink grapefruit

Oh if only i could rewind and go back to the days when a twix fix was enough