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08.02.2018, 13:05
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My car is in for a repair and I need to use a key to start the courtesy car  | | The following 3 users would like to thank porsch1909 for this useful post: | |
08.02.2018, 16:46
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| Quote: | |  | | | You came all the way from Malaysia to be a hermit? | | | | | I have always been a hermit, just that circumstances has always led me to have a nomadic life. 
I refuse to comply with life telling me to leave my apartment!
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08.02.2018, 21:22
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Castro made me get lost on telly and sent me dreaming for hours by mentioning the property-programs.
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13.02.2018, 12:05
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I didn’t shake the mustard bottle first, so now I have a soggy bun
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15.02.2018, 15:14
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I'm stuck in the sticks without my car for 30 hours, snow outside and ice-rain pouring down.
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15.02.2018, 23:03
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My teenage son is a angel.
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15.02.2018, 23:22
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I forgot myself and sang the bass line instead of the soprano. Loud.
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19.02.2018, 19:55
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I wish 20-minutes would change the one-ad-spot one has to watch to get access to what ever EF-ers linked to. It's been the same for months now  |
19.02.2018, 19:58
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| Quote: | | | | | My teenage son is a angel. | | | | | Cheer up, that will change.
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24.02.2018, 18:34
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My shower was so long and hot, each and every window in the flat is steamed over |
26.02.2018, 04:03
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Silk handkerchiefs - useless. Found one the other day in our household... Not practical at all. So why anyone would make and sell them? Or.. Buy them??? They are only good for dropping from a horse-drawn carriage awash in some perfume in the 19th century...
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26.02.2018, 12:18
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| Quote: | | | | | Silk handkerchiefs - useless. Found one the other day in our household... Not practical at all. So why anyone would make and sell them? Or.. Buy them??? They are only good for dropping from a horse-drawn carriage awash in some perfume in the 19th century...
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26.02.2018, 12:55
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| Quote: | | | | | Silk handkerchiefs - useless. Found one the other day in our household... Not practical at all. So why anyone would make and sell them? Or.. Buy them??? They are only good for dropping from a horse-drawn carriage awash in some perfume in the 19th century...
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26.02.2018, 13:59
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| Quote: | | | | | Don't you ever blow your nose? | | | | | Have you ever tried blowing your nose on a silk handkerchief?
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27.02.2018, 14:26
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Trying to explain to toddlers that although the sun is shining and the sky is blue, more than 10 minutes outside WILL turn them into human Popsicles.
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27.02.2018, 14:35
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| Quote: | | | | | Trying to explain to toddlers that although the sun is shining and the sky is blue, more than 10 minutes outside WILL turn them into human Popsicles. | | | | | It will be just today, tomorrow and Wednesday... |
27.02.2018, 15:03
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| Quote: | | | | | Trying to explain to toddlers that although the sun is shining and the sky is blue, more than 10 minutes outside WILL turn them into human Popsicles. | | | | | Why explain? Just dress them up and send them out to play - they'll get the message pretty quickly. | Quote: | | | | | It will be just today, tomorrow and Wednesday... | | | | | You do realise that today is Tuesday? And while it might warm up some, it's still going to be below freezing here with some snow forecast. Not due to get above freezing until late on Saturday.
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28.02.2018, 15:04
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I've just seen someone eat a sandwich with a spoon  | | The following 8 users would like to thank Castro for this useful post: | | | This user groans at Castro for this post: | |
28.02.2018, 15:10
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| Quote: | | | | | I've just seen someone eat a sandwich with a spoon | | | | | Every time I see Castro updated the FWP thread I go "whoopee".
You definitely got the best first-world-problems. LOL.
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28.02.2018, 16:49
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Took my Audi Quattro out in the red snow warning the whole process was so boringly composed.
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