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26.03.2018, 23:59
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Having soft close cupboards at home makes me look like an angry arsehole whenever I visit my mum's
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27.03.2018, 00:59
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My OH, and both of his brothers, leave all the cupboard doors and drawers open in their kitchens. Their mother says "It's a disease".  | | The following 4 users would like to thank Blueangel for this useful post: | |
27.03.2018, 08:28
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My breakfast tea served to me this morning was perfect.
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27.03.2018, 08:43
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And that's a problem?  |
27.03.2018, 09:24
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| Quote: | |  | | | My breakfast tea served to me this morning was perfect. | | | | | | Quote: | | | | | And that's a problem? | | | | | A huge one.
The recipe for happiness: A)Someone to love, B)something to do, C) something to look forward to.
Sobeit has just been deprived of C) by virtue of having been served the perfect cup of tea, so anticipation of that is now gone. Presumably, C) was served by some form of A) who has now paradoxically reduced Sobeit's level of happiness, which eliminates A) as A).
Cheer up Sobeit, at least you still have EF.
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27.03.2018, 11:50
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| Quote: | | | | | A huge one.
The recipe for happiness: A)Someone to love, B)something to do, C) something to look forward to.
Sobeit has just been deprived of C) by virtue of having been served the perfect cup of tea, so anticipation of that is now gone. Presumably, C) was served by some form of A) who has now paradoxically reduced Sobeit's level of happiness, which eliminates A) as A).
Cheer up Sobeit, at least you still have EF. | | | | | Articulately put JayWaugh. : -)
I’m happy - contrary to your thoughts. Maybe the perfect cup of tea wasn’t so perfect.
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27.03.2018, 12:26
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Why does my mobile only ring when I go to the bathroom?
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27.03.2018, 15:00
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| Quote: | | | | | Why does my mobile only ring when I go to the bathroom? | | | | | Pavlovian conditioning?
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28.03.2018, 09:39
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| Quote: | | | | | Awww, man!
Somehow I forgot to eat today. And shopping doesn't seem to be in fashion anymore either. So I wish I had your problem right now. | | | | | The fact is I let the prehistoric peanut size part of my bottom back brain over rule all logical thinking jeopardizing the essence of my first world existence.
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28.03.2018, 09:42
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| Quote: | | | | | Why does my mobile only ring when I go to the bathroom? | | | | | You should set the ring tone to sound like a round of applause. It'll give you a sense of achievement while you are on the throne. | | The following 3 users would like to thank Sandgrounder for this useful post: | |
28.03.2018, 10:00
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| Quote: | | | | | My OH, and both of his brothers, leave all the cupboard doors and drawers open in their kitchens. Their mother says "It's a disease". | | | | | Haha, MrsG does that all the time. Drives me bloody insane.
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28.03.2018, 10:03
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| Quote: | | | | | Haha, MrsG does that all the time. Drives me bloody insane. | | | | | Insane???
Live with someone who can only unscrew screw topped containers. That's insanity.
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28.03.2018, 10:49
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My best mate wants me to have a will written to state that my ashes will be made into a diamond and bequeathed to her  |
28.03.2018, 10:52
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I really fancy some squirty cheese in a can, and all we have in the fridge is gruyere and emmentaler.
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28.03.2018, 10:53
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| Quote: | | | | | My best mate wants me to have a will written to state that my ashes will be made into a diamond and bequeathed to her | | | | | Is she paying for it? Cuz it's not cheap. Tell her she can have all your cash, or she can get you as a diamond but only if she pays.  |
28.03.2018, 11:01
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| Quote: | | | | | My best mate wants me to have a will written to state that my ashes will be made into a diamond and bequeathed to her | | | | | She's taking the whole "A Diamond is a girl's best friend" a tad too literally.  | | The following 2 users would like to thank TheWolverine for this useful post: | |
28.03.2018, 11:02
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I didn't buy the Port I liked at expovina yesterday and now I'm regretting it.  |
28.03.2018, 11:24
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| Quote: | | | | | Is she paying for it? Cuz it's not cheap. Tell her she can have all your cash, or she can get you as a diamond but only if she pays. | | | | | I've told her she can do one! There's no effing way I'm being a diamond ring when she goes to the bathroom. I'm going off the back of the Blue Star ferry from Santorini to Piraeus at sunset. |
28.03.2018, 21:50
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I now have clickitis. Installed Thunderbird on the new PC and it decided to give me my messages dating right back to 27th January again - all 6,707 of them!  |
29.03.2018, 08:35
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Good Friday is on a Friday.
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