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27.03.2018, 15:00
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| Quote: | |  | | | Why does my mobile only ring when I go to the bathroom? | | | | | Pavlovian conditioning?
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28.03.2018, 09:39
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| Quote: | | | | | Awww, man!
Somehow I forgot to eat today. And shopping doesn't seem to be in fashion anymore either. So I wish I had your problem right now. | | | | | The fact is I let the prehistoric peanut size part of my bottom back brain over rule all logical thinking jeopardizing the essence of my first world existence.
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28.03.2018, 09:42
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| Quote: | | | | | Why does my mobile only ring when I go to the bathroom? | | | | | You should set the ring tone to sound like a round of applause. It'll give you a sense of achievement while you are on the throne.  | | The following 3 users would like to thank for this useful post: | |
28.03.2018, 10:00
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| Quote: | | | | | My OH, and both of his brothers, leave all the cupboard doors and drawers open in their kitchens. Their mother says "It's a disease". | | | | | Haha, MrsG does that all the time. Drives me bloody insane.
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28.03.2018, 10:03
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| Quote: | | | | | Haha, MrsG does that all the time. Drives me bloody insane. | | | | | Insane???
Live with someone who can only unscrew screw topped containers. That's insanity.
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28.03.2018, 10:49
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My best mate wants me to have a will written to state that my ashes will be made into a diamond and bequeathed to her  |
28.03.2018, 10:52
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I really fancy some squirty cheese in a can, and all we have in the fridge is gruyere and emmentaler.
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28.03.2018, 10:53
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| Quote: | | | | | My best mate wants me to have a will written to state that my ashes will be made into a diamond and bequeathed to her | | | | | Is she paying for it? Cuz it's not cheap. Tell her she can have all your cash, or she can get you as a diamond but only if she pays.  |
28.03.2018, 11:01
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| Quote: | | | | | My best mate wants me to have a will written to state that my ashes will be made into a diamond and bequeathed to her | | | | | She's taking the whole "A Diamond is a girl's best friend" a tad too literally.  | | The following 2 users would like to thank TheWolverine for this useful post: | |
28.03.2018, 11:02
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I didn't buy the Port I liked at expovina yesterday and now I'm regretting it.  |
28.03.2018, 11:24
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| Quote: | | | | | Is she paying for it? Cuz it's not cheap. Tell her she can have all your cash, or she can get you as a diamond but only if she pays. | | | | | I've told her she can do one! There's no effing way I'm being a diamond ring when she goes to the bathroom. I'm going off the back of the Blue Star ferry from Santorini to Piraeus at sunset. |
28.03.2018, 21:50
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I now have clickitis. Installed Thunderbird on the new PC and it decided to give me my messages dating right back to 27th January again - all 6,707 of them!  |
29.03.2018, 08:35
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Good Friday is on a Friday.
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29.03.2018, 09:14
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| Quote: | | | | | I now have clickitis. Installed Thunderbird on the new PC and it decided to give me my messages dating right back to 27th January again - all 6,707 of them! | | | | | Have you read em all?
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29.03.2018, 13:07
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Well, I did originally. Not all of them the second time, just a few. |
30.03.2018, 11:04
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Nice having a look at your retirement account statement and reading how long you are expected to live.  |
30.03.2018, 17:58
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There is a shop open today.
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30.03.2018, 18:13
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| Quote: | | | | | My best mate wants me to have a will written to state that my ashes will be made into a diamond and bequeathed to her | | | | | Wow, but you could counter that you put this post on her headstone?
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31.03.2018, 11:36
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Kind of wondering what VW is going to do with 300K recalls? https://www.autoblog.com/2018/03/30/...#slide-7292305 | | This user would like to thank robBob for this useful post: | |
31.03.2018, 11:43
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Send them to China? 
Tom
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