The First World Problem Thread

[MusicChick]

	Quote:	curley
	I'm sure the beer spas don't but if you're late there is nothing left to swim in

You bathe in a bath tub full of warm beer. They bring you these barrels full of cold beer to drink, though.

Not that I am a beer drinker at all, actually. But it's been a hot thing to do the past decade back home. Ick.

I'd prefer kefir spa.

[curley]

I can't make up my mind whether I should get an awning as with the shite weather here I will probably have to take it down often.

[Castro]

My stupid satnav sent me to a Starbucks in a shopping centre

[3Wishes]

	Quote:	curley
	I can't make up my mind whether I should get an awning as with the shite weather here I will probably have to take it down often.

Get the kind you can roll up and down. Will help you work on the arm muscles, if you need to.

	Quote:	Castro
	My stupid satnav sent me to a Starbucks in a shopping centre

Was the Mrs along to at least help you spend some more money? You know, to make it a worthwhile trip..

[curley]

	Quote:	3Wishes
	Get the kind you can roll up and down. Will help you work on the arm muscles, if you need to.

I can't do that, not allowed fixed installation

[gata]

I promised the manager of the local chinese restaurant that i would order dinner from him tonight so im kinda stuck with that, even if i feel like sushi

[curley]

	Quote:	gata
	I promised the manager of the local chinese restaurant that i would order dinner from him tonight so im kinda stuck with that, even if i feel like sushi

Order sushi from him. He will happily guide you to the other restaurant

[JagWaugh]

	Quote:	gata
	I promised the manager of the local chinese restaurant that i would order dinner from him tonight so im kinda stuck with that, even if i feel like sushi

I had sushi for dinner.

(It takes a strong imagination to see tinned corned beef as raw fish, and toastbread as rice... but once you get past that, Dijon mustard is pretty close to wasabi. Cutting thin slices of room temperature corned beef is similar to what a sushi chef does, right?)

[doropfiz]

Gotta love your imagination, JagWaugh.

[robBob]

	Quote:	Castro
	My stupid satnav sent me to a Starbucks in a shopping centre

My stupid city break system spilled my starbucks coffee!

[Castro]

The trials and tribulations of my modern life

1. Receive marketing email from some hotel you once stayed in
   
2. No longer relevant so <Click unsubscribe at the bottom of the email>
   
3. <click>
   
4. Now enter username and password
   
5. I can't remember my username or password
   
6. Click <Forgot password>
   
7. Wait a few minutes to receive password reset email
   
8. Return to website and reset your password, thinking up a new 10 digit one with uppercase, lowercase, characters etc..
   
9. Now go back to the original unsubscribe email and click <unsubscribe>
   
10. Unsubscribe
    
11. Tell us why you want to unsubscribe
    
12. AGGGHHHH F*** Y**

[curley]

	Quote:	Castro
	The trials and tribulations of my modern life Receive marketing email from some hotel you once stayed in No longer relevant so <Click unsubscribe at the bottom of the email> <click> Now enter username and password I can't remember my username or password Click <Forgot password> Wait a few minutes to receive password reset email Return to website and reset your password, thinking up a new 10 digit one with uppercase, lowercase, characters etc.. Now go back to the original unsubscribe email and click <unsubscribe> Unsubscribe Tell us why you want to unsubscribe AGGGHHHH F*** Y**

After step 5 I usually just decide it's easier to just delete the email.

A few weeks later I do 1-5 again ....

[TobiasM]

	Quote:	curley
	After step 5 I usually just decide it's easier to just delete the email. A few weeks later I do 1-5 again ....

Easier still, just block sender.

[curley]

	Quote:	TobiasM
	Easier still, just block sender.

Did I miss a step in the development?
How do I block an email-sender? I can declare "him" spam but he will still go to the spam folder, which I then have to check every now and then, whether there is someone important in there by mistake. No?
(Thunderbird used here)

[Natasha]

Shit.

My life is so tough. I don't know whether to fly back business class or economy to Myanmar. I need extra luggage allowance to give my mother's clothes to people in cold and remote Myanmar (Chin State)

Wait, is that a first world problem or a third world one?

[JagWaugh]

	Quote:	Natasha
	Shit. My life is so tough. I don't know whether to fly back business class or economy to Myanmar. I need extra luggage allowance to give my mother's clothes to people in cold and remote Myanmar (Chin State) Wait, is that a first world problem or a third world one?

I would say that it is at least partly a hereditary problem.

[Natasha]

	Quote:	JagWaugh
	I would say that it is at least partly a hereditary problem.

How so?

[JagWaugh]

	Quote:	Natasha
	How so?

The clothes are your mother's, no?

[pilatus1]

	Quote:	Natasha
	Shit. My life is so tough. I don't know whether to fly back business class or economy to Myanmar. I need extra luggage allowance to give my mother's clothes to people in cold and remote Myanmar (Chin State) Wait, is that a first world problem or a third world one?

You could just pay for extra baggage and then take the savings and donate it to a local school or similar.

[Natasha]

	Quote:	JagWaugh
	The clothes are your mother's, no?

Yes. She died three months ago with a designer wardrobe.... I live in Burma/ Myanmar and speak the language. I visit remote communities often, and am also an ambassador for certain states.

I have no use for the clothing as my life is much more simple. They do though.

However, the tattooed ladies in chin state (who are only tattooed on the face because of their beauty) do not have warm enough clothes. I have set them aside to take them with me directly.

I was just being a smart ass.

Of course I will fly business.