The First World Problem Thread

[jacek]

I have several chips on my shoulder.

I had despute with my mum over vacuum sealed spiced steaks which I buy regularly, that I shouldn't do so, because this kind of food is claimed by many sources to be cancerogenic. I lost my appatite completely

I have a small indent in the bonnet of my BMW which I'm too lazy to ask my insurance company to look at... I mean it bothers me anytime I look at it but do nothing about it

My iPhone's reset button is buggered up and it annoys me greatly. Similarly to my car, I do nothing about it ...

I want winter and there is no snow

Last but not least, when I came back to work first day after holiday's, there was no milk in (only cream) in caffee room.

Preaching note to be skipped by sensitive readers and this kind of thread can not do away without: But seriously folks, we should be grateful that we are not infested by disasters, leave in peaceful land, have food everday on the table, and overall find ourselves in much better circumstances than any other nation in this world. I for one, enough bitching about for me and it's about time to start counting the belessings.

[Bananahead]

I have a cold

[porsch1909]

I was on the PC earlier and accidentally opened iTunes

[Castro]

Just checked the canteen menu and am pissed because I had that for dinner last night.. I can't eat the same thing twice in a row

[cheesey]

The quick reply button on English forum seems to have lost it's proper image and my fingers are too fat to click on it in my iPhone so I have click the microicon really carefully, and then I find that I didn't want to reply to the thread anyway and someone else has replied in the meantime and my reply now looks out of context or off topic and I just want to cry and cry and cry forever like a person who has forgotten punctuation cries when they write a really long response and then the Internet goes down just before they post or if they think the Internet went down but it didn't and they accidentally double post cries

[JBZ86]

I went for a hike the other day. A public trail popular with all sorts of hikers, cyclists, parents, kids and dog walkers.


Despite no incident occurring, a group of all categories were arguing about who had the greater right to be on the path, who should move for who, who should wait at the side and let the others pass, how much space one should leave due to their own insecurities and paranoia.


I wished them all a happy new year, stroked the dogs, offered sweets to the kids and warned the cyclist about a fallen tree up ahead.


In other countries, people just get on with it.

[Village Idiot]

Last night, I was forced to make beef bourguignon with a new world red.

[Carlos R]

	Quote:	Castro
	Just checked the canteen menu and am pissed because I had that for dinner last night.. I can't eat the same thing twice in a row

wot? no breakfast?

[dodgyken]

	Quote:	Village Idiot
	Last night, I was forced to make beef bourguignon with a new world red.

I have run out of single malt, so had to use a blend on my corn flakes

[Castro]

I just checked the receipt for a recent car service and realised that they used Mobil, despite the fact that Castrol is the only oil approved for use on BMWs.
Does anyone know a good lawyer in the Basel area?

[The_Love_Doctor]

The free coffee machine at work is broken!

It's not really a witty one but a friend of mine had a perfectly healthy baby over the New Year and is complaining to anyone who will listen that she had to have an emergency C-section instead of the whale music and aromatherapy experience she had envisaged.

The fact that the procedure delivered her of a beautiful healthy baby girl seems to have escaped her...

[k_and_e]

The canteen was out of egg mousse sandwiches

[Belgianmum]

The sun is blazing in through the windows which is making the room really warm which means I have to open the windows which means that my super fantastic underfloor heating is now serving to heat up the garden.
What's wrong with an electric two bar heater in the corner of the room that we can all huddle round when it gets cold. At least I could turn that off if it got sunny and I'd get to wear my winter woollies.

[MrsSerendipity]

No chips (fries) in the canteen today

[PaddyG]

	Quote:	Village Idiot
	Last night, I was forced to make beef bourguignon with a new world red.

Pfft, I had to use a Pinot Noir last time.

[JoMiFa]

I hate that cold water comes out of my shower head at least 0.5 seconds before it gets to a comfortable temperature.

I bought way too much food and and ate too much of it over xmas and now my personal trainer calls me a fatti fatti bum bum.

I don't know how to do a Windsor knot!!

[homesick_alien]

I couldnt eat during my flight back to Basel. Because I was too full from my visit to the first class lounge.


My apartment is on the third floor and we dont have an elevator. and Im fat.

[Anke_]

It always takes me at least 10 minutes to choose an airplane seat - today even 15 minutes. So much variables to consider!

[Sean Connery]

I have Man Flu and am dying

I don't like the new set on Loose Women