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28.02.2014, 20:34
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I woke up this morning because the birds outside were singing too loud.
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28.02.2014, 22:19
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All the dishes in the dishwasher are dirty, so I had to eat my dinner off a Tupperware lid.
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03.03.2014, 19:34
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it just gets worse and worse
not only is this stuff all natural
it also does not give me spots (even in the quantities I've been eating it)
there is no 'stop' button | The following 2 users would like to thank CathHarmony for this useful post: | | 
06.03.2014, 08:05
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The string on my teabag fell into the water.
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06.03.2014, 08:49
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we have an ant invasion in my kitchen! | 
06.03.2014, 09:41
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | we have an ant invasion in my kitchen!  | | | | | That's more a third world problem I'm afraid.
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06.03.2014, 09:46
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I was pulled over for speeding today, it was so embarrassing I had to ask the officer to hold my phone, coffee and electric razor whilst I searched for my licence.
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06.03.2014, 09:48
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | The coffee machine wouldn't accept any of my coins because they've made the coffee free. | | | | | It gets worse. They changed the machine, now I have to choose between free normal coffees, free milk based coffees and free chocolate based drinks, and choose what kind of coffee beans to use. This can involve up to three extra button presses.
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06.03.2014, 09:49
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The blue string on the garbage bag broke whilst tying a knot.
In this age of wind tunnels and fluid dynamics can't some geek in California invent a friggin' piece of string that allows 0.5lbs of pressure before simply caving in and giving up its molecular structure?
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06.03.2014, 10:00
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | It gets worse. They changed the machine, now I have to choose between free normal coffees, free milk based coffees and free chocolate based drinks, and choose what kind of coffee beans to use. This can involve up to three extra button presses. | | | | | This is not a first world problem.
It would be a first world problem if you can only choose between 3 kinds of milk and 7 kinds of coffee beans | 
06.03.2014, 10:26
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Our new Dyson vacuum cleaner is so powerful, it fills up twice as fast as our previous cleaner | This user would like to thank Castro for this useful post: | | 
06.03.2014, 10:32
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | This is not a first world problem.
It would be a first world problem if you can only choose between 3 kinds of milk and 7 kinds of coffee beans | | | | | OMG! That's a good point. If I can get my latte at work, I'm less likely to go to Starbucks.
I may struggle to keep my Starbucks Gold Card | 
06.03.2014, 10:32
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Now we've got our own washing machine I'm no longer motivated to do the washing by the prospect of waiting another fortnight to have access to the laundry room... which means I never get round to doing it at all. | The following 3 users would like to thank for this useful post: | | 
06.03.2014, 12:33
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I have really nothing to do but still can't push myself to make a lot of posts and become a forum legend.
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06.03.2014, 12:58
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I replaced my 'giant' global wall map following the Independence of South Sudan, but now it looks like I'll need another once Crimea joins the Russian Federation
I swear Map companies are behind all this political turmoil | The following 6 users would like to thank Castro for this useful post: | | 
06.03.2014, 13:32
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | I have really nothing to do but still can't push myself to make a lot of posts and become a forum legend. | | | | | Oh come on, all you need are 60 more posts. Surely you can greet a few newbies and ask if stuff is still available in the Marketplace? | 
07.03.2014, 23:01
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Someone on the forum disagreed with me.
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08.03.2014, 00:59
| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | I replaced my 'giant' global wall map following the Independence of South Sudan, but now it looks like I'll need another once Crimea joins the Russian Federation | | | | | Scrap the paper. You just need a big flat screen and an internet connection.
Bloody dinosaur.
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08.03.2014, 01:50
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | Our new Dyson vacuum cleaner is so powerful, it fills up twice as fast as our previous cleaner  | | | | | They shouldn't have been allowed to call it a ball cleaner though.
Mine are still sore (and no cleaner)
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09.03.2014, 10:15
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| | Re: The First World Problem Thread | Quote: | |  | | | Our new Dyson vacuum cleaner is so powerful, it fills up twice as fast as our previous cleaner  | | | | | i have vacuum envy every time i see the word 'dyson'.
and yet, i think if i buy one i'll have buyers remorse.
first world rock and a hard place again
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