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Old 09.11.2014, 15:17
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Someone deleted something!!! I was post 1'001 (reply 1'000), I swear. I had a new page and everything.
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Old 09.11.2014, 15:27
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There are at least 1,000 first world problems...
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Old 09.11.2014, 16:04
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I'm lazy to grind my coffee beans today.
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Old 10.11.2014, 13:33
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My new Bvlgari purse is not the exact same shade of yellow as my new Bvlgari handbag.
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Old 11.11.2014, 10:38
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The barista misspelled my name on my double decaf soy milk macchiato
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Old 11.11.2014, 11:10
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The barista misspelled my name on my double decaf soy milk macchiato
I've had my name misspelled so many times in the UK, that I started calling myself "Bob". Then someone misspelled it as "Rob".

One of the misspellings of my real name was Porridge. Porridge!
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Old 12.11.2014, 18:43
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

story on top 3rd of People website...

Taylor Swift Did What to Her Eyebrows?

not sure which is a worse first world problem, that she's got eyebrow 'trouble' or that people think this is a top story
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Old 12.11.2014, 19:52
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The diamond on my engagement ring chipped so we had to buy a new one.

The diamond in my engagement ring is a chip.
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Old 12.11.2014, 20:26
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There are at least 1,000 first world problems...

With so many problems, I don't know where to outsource them!
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Old 12.11.2014, 20:33
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I can't be bothered to cook, so I was going to have cheese on toast for tea. But I can't be bothered the slice the cheese. Or toast the bread.
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Old 14.11.2014, 15:21
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Google Now is extremely creepy.... but somehow quite useful
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Old 14.11.2014, 15:46
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

I'm getting sick of the Dr Oetker Pizzaburger ads on Youtube. Maybe it's the voice, maybe it's just the plain corniness of the ad.

You know - those ones that play before the beginning of your video. Yes, I know you can skip them after listening to the first mandatory five seconds or so......
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Old 17.11.2014, 11:20
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I've been invited to a 07:30 meeting tomorrow morning, and they're not even laying on a complimentary breakfast buffet.

Time to dust off my CV
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Old 17.11.2014, 11:58
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

First world problem solved!

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Coop has apparently changed green bean suppliers.

Before, the beans were packaged all lined up in neat soldierly rows, tops and tails all pointed the same way. Alles in Ordnung.

In the new packaging, the beans are now all jumbled up topsy-turvey, every which way.

I cannot cope with the chaos.



Order has prevailed over the dark forces of chaos - I am pleased to report that the neat-and-soldierly beans have returned to my local Coop. We can now breathe a deep sigh of relief, for Alles is again in Ordnung.

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Old 21.11.2014, 10:56
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

The voice recognition in my new car doesn't work when I have a cold.. so this morning I had to push buttons like some sort of lab rat.
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Old 21.11.2014, 12:08
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Re: The First World Problem Thread

I can't decide whether to go to Cuba, the Dominican Republic or Jamaica for my holiday next year. I'm so indecisive it's awful!
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Old 21.11.2014, 12:12
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The voice recognition in my new car doesn't work when I have a cold.. so this morning I had to push buttons like some sort of lab rat.
Some diseased bloke spoke to me last night in Kuppel and now I'm probably going to die or get man-flu or something.
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Old 21.11.2014, 12:18
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Some diseased bloke spoke to me last night in Kuppel and now I'm probably going to die or get man-flu or something.
On the bright side, you'll probably come down with it over the weekend and so no need to miss work days.
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Old 21.11.2014, 12:47
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The voice recognition in my new car doesn't work when I have a cold.. so this morning I had to push buttons like some sort of lab rat.

Your lucky, I have to put on an american accent to get my voice recognition to work, the more extreme the better, and have to end the sentence with "boy"

Change the radio boy - like Sheriff J.W. Pepper

(ok the last bit is a lie, but it does only work with an american accent)
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