Luzern: German-speaking, but Catholic.

Lausanne: Protestant, but French-speaking.

Given this conundrum, the inhabitants of which of those two cities are harder working on average?

Entertaining stereotypes welcome, but also any real insights (about the actual industriousness of Luzerners / Lausannois, not necessarily framed in the one-dimensional terms above).

Please keep discussion limited to the completely arbitrary pair of places I have chosen.

Sorry? I am a half caste Jewish Rastafarian living in La La land, and i am sorry i don't understand your question.

Could you write it again in French or German. Or perhaps Bobmarleyish,