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Old 24.09.2010, 16:02
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

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That's not a Haiku!
(whips out a calculator)
Now that's a Haiku.
A calculator?
How very posh i-b-deb
I just use fingers

Maybe lost-inbroad
has hands elsewhere occupied
no fingers to count
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Old 24.09.2010, 20:45
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Why waste your fryer
On icky hormone chicken?
I prefer Twinkies.
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Old 24.09.2010, 21:23
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Fry up them twinkies
make them golden brown, one bite
indigestion now
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Old 24.09.2010, 21:29
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Mcdonald's cheeseburger
don't rot, so unhealthy
yet yummy
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Old 24.09.2010, 23:15
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

now my swiss advice
always cook a saucisson
or poo is runny

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Old 25.09.2010, 15:32
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

I dreamt of haiku
All is forgotten today
Must sharpen pencil
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Old 26.09.2010, 11:02
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

I see what you mean.
Although "whips out her fingers"?
Smells like Haiku Pr0n
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I just use fingers

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Old 26.09.2010, 13:59
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

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I see what you mean.
Although "whips out her fingers"?
Smells like Haiku Pr0n
her fingers smell like?
reading too much into it?
she didn't mean litterally
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Old 01.10.2010, 10:35
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Nick Cave is a god.
I'll fix your no pussie blues!
(I hope he's reading)
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Only five thirty.
Sunshine shining somewhere else
Missed, now that it's gone.
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Old 06.12.2010, 12:44
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

another day with
lots of rain to melt the snow
not so ho ho ho
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Old 06.12.2010, 13:21
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Broken family dreams
Switzerland awaits, majestic.
A second life begins

also slightly less heavy, this one:

Browsed the COOP,
Now understood the weekly shop,
Red Peppers CH 4, WTF

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Old 06.12.2010, 17:06
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

deep haiku nice change
we are mostly shallow - talk
of food and weather
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Old 06.12.2010, 17:47
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Shallowness to one
Is great depth to another
'specially midgets.
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Old 07.12.2010, 16:53
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Coffee is ready.
But who stole my Marz Stollen?!
Eat Panettone.
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Old 09.12.2010, 14:09
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Arriving with hope
Experiencing the Swiss
Where do I go next
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Old 21.01.2011, 09:31
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Anyone got one?
Seems like we're all haiku'd out.
Where's the juice people?
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Old 21.01.2011, 09:37
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

LIB, the tribe has spoken.
On your own event you cannot be taken.
Lay off the Chicken, go to the store and buy some bacon.
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Old 21.01.2011, 09:42
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

WTF was that.
Haiku verbal diarrhoea
Or no real math skills?

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Old 21.01.2011, 09:45
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Ib_Debby seems a little cranky
It's Friday, relax or you will get spanky
Refrigerator.
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