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21.01.2011, 08:50
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A Madonna fan?
I would never have guessed it.
You seem more Brit'ney
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21.01.2011, 09:01
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I'm like a virgin
Oops I've not done it again
Misconception
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21.01.2011, 09:43
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Crikey Lost in broad.
Almost cracked it that time,
one more syllable!
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21.01.2011, 10:04
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Ground's a white blanket.
Virgin powder awaits one -
Homecoming dog's joy.
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21.01.2011, 10:32
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Bloody Haiku's hard
Just figured out the number of
Syllables I need
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21.01.2011, 10:33
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Not sure what Haikus really are
I think I had some for dinner last night
Refrigerator
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21.01.2011, 10:34
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Talk of Madonna
And talk of virginity
Don't mix up at all.
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21.01.2011, 13:08
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Yes, got her naked
Call her by an ex's name
Sleeping on the couch
Stunning naked sex
Called out the name Peter
Her name was Judy
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21.01.2011, 13:12
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Walking in the woods
See a local with Red neck,
Squeal like a pig!
Thought drinking Guinness
and eating curry was clever
sh1tt1ng p1ss all day.
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21.01.2011, 14:17
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Under the weather
Bacterial carriers
in the form of kids.
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21.01.2011, 14:38
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Ate too much Schnitzel
Stomach unhappy with lunch
Bum trumpet went "toot"
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21.01.2011, 14:50
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Planthead, we all bow.
For a wee haiku virgin
you're doin it good.
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21.01.2011, 15:03
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The S-Bahn was late
WTFBBQ
Replacement here soon
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03.02.2011, 15:47
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What will happen when
KFC addicts sated?
No more no homo
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03.02.2011, 15:52
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On EF the cocks
Came and went
Eins due toi
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05.02.2011, 10:09
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Sunshinez, we haz em!
Fair weather tempts me to shop
down at the flohmi
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07.02.2011, 10:20
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It might be too soon
To put coat and gloves away
Spring is not there yet
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07.02.2011, 10:24
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Are we having Föhn?
No wind, I don't get headaches,
Alps sure look near though.
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27.06.2011, 14:42
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Scorching heat outside
The plebs flock to the badis
Fewer peeps in town
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27.06.2011, 14:44
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Rusty read my mind.
It's past haiku o'clock
Basel people rock.
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