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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

A Madonna fan?
I would never have guessed it.
You seem more Brit'ney
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Old 21.01.2011, 10:01
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I'm like a virgin
Oops I've not done it again
Misconception
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Old 21.01.2011, 10:43
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Crikey Lost in broad.
Almost cracked it that time,
one more syllable!
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Old 21.01.2011, 11:04
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Ground's a white blanket.
Virgin powder awaits one -
Homecoming dog's joy.
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Old 21.01.2011, 11:32
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Bloody Haiku's hard
Just figured out the number of
Syllables I need
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Old 21.01.2011, 11:33
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Not sure what Haikus really are
I think I had some for dinner last night
Refrigerator
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Old 21.01.2011, 11:34
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Talk of Madonna
And talk of virginity
Don't mix up at all.
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Old 21.01.2011, 14:08
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Yes, got her naked
Call her by an ex's name
Sleeping on the couch

Stunning naked sex
Called out the name Peter
Her name was Judy

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Old 21.01.2011, 14:12
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Walking in the woods
See a local with Red neck,
Squeal like a pig!


Thought drinking Guinness
and eating curry was clever
sh1tt1ng p1ss all day.
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Old 21.01.2011, 15:17
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Under the weather
Bacterial carriers
in the form of kids.
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Old 21.01.2011, 15:38
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Ate too much Schnitzel
Stomach unhappy with lunch
Bum trumpet went "toot"
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Planthead, we all bow.
For a wee haiku virgin
you're doin it good.
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Old 21.01.2011, 16:03
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

The S-Bahn was late
WTFBBQ
Replacement here soon

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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

What will happen when
KFC addicts sated?
No more no homo
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Old 03.02.2011, 16:52
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On EF the cocks
Came and went
Eins due toi
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Old 05.02.2011, 11:09
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Sunshinez, we haz em!
Fair weather tempts me to shop
down at the flohmi
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Old 07.02.2011, 11:20
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

It might be too soon
To put coat and gloves away
Spring is not there yet
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Old 07.02.2011, 11:24
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Are we having Föhn?
No wind, I don't get headaches,
Alps sure look near though.
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Old 27.06.2011, 15:42
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Scorching heat outside
The plebs flock to the badis
Fewer peeps in town
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Old 27.06.2011, 15:44
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Rusty read my mind.
It's past haiku o'clock
Basel people rock.
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