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swissotter 01.06.2009 20:34

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Bills first araqyl
None for those talacker beers!
Unless you're buying...;)

Andreas Stofer 01.06.2009 21:56

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by swissotter (Post 466804)
summer is soon here
my anticipation grows
i smile and just wait

Badi many times
Swimming five times
Got a cold
Sun low
Mosquitos glowing
Goggles packed
always Badi
No wait

Macchiato 01.06.2009 23:56

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Gone with the wind Susan
unknown, ordinary life
Becomes too famous, finally kisses
Over-attention, exaggeration
Expectation skyrocketed
over-Self-confidence, Overreaction
gush she can't handle
Britain got no talent
:cool:

Oldhand 02.06.2009 03:09

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Macchiato (Post 467238)
Gone with the wind Susan
unknown, ordinary life
Becomes too famous, finally kisses
Over-attention, exaggeration
Expectation skyrocketed
over-Self-confidence, Overreaction
gush she can't handle
Britain got no talent
:cool:

That maybe so..but
syllables in extreme cost
expression points.

i-b-deborah 02.06.2009 07:16

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
It's haiku kiddies.
You know, the one where you count.....
to five and seven.

Oldhand 05.06.2009 11:53

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Hot curry tonight
English Forum Delighted
Stomachs Ignited

i-b-deborah 05.06.2009 11:55

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Don't know about stomache
if the curry's too spicey
something else ignites

Oldhand 05.06.2009 12:07

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
regurgitation
dangerous after curry
so don't gobble food

swissotter 05.06.2009 12:11

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldhand (Post 469664)
Hot curry tonight
English Forum Delighted
Stomachs Ignited


curry? not tonight...
to pass a drink with my friends?
i will try my best ..;)

Guest 05.06.2009 12:32

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by i-b-deborah (Post 469666)
Don't know about stomache
if the curry's too spicey
something else ignites


Old farts like me, Deb?
Stomach made of cast iron.
Sorry I dog you.

i-b-deborah 05.06.2009 12:44

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
you dog me dog you
we are all out there searching
for our one true dog

swissotter 06.06.2009 16:50

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
saturday morning
my head! what happened last night?
need a panadol...

Guest 06.06.2009 17:11

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Did you tandoori?
Or arrived late for beering?
And raucous cheering.

Rustygraben 06.06.2009 17:29

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Hangover today
Affects your Europride act
Have to look gorgeous!

suissa 12.06.2009 21:38

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
I am determined
I quit smoking today
I'll keep you informed

AjarnPat 12.06.2009 22:38

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Quit smoking is 6
But hey, good job anyway
Stay off coffin tags!

Jester 17.06.2009 14:00

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Honest to a fault
the police state in full swing
Life is wonderful

Guest 17.06.2009 14:07

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Keep dog on leash, please,
says plainsclothes cop at lake park.
Warning, smile, no fine.

:D

Rustygraben 17.06.2009 14:17

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
When dog is unleashed
There's risk of crotch-sniffing
and poop everywhere

Guest 17.06.2009 16:01

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Poo, pee, then leash off.
No one is that unshowered.
She prefers bull ear.


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