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Old 01.06.2009, 20:34
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Bills first araqyl
None for those talacker beers!
Unless you're buying...
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Old 01.06.2009, 21:56
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summer is soon here
my anticipation grows
i smile and just wait
Badi many times
Swimming five times
Got a cold
Sun low
Mosquitos glowing
Goggles packed
always Badi
No wait
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Old 01.06.2009, 23:56
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Gone with the wind Susan
unknown, ordinary life
Becomes too famous, finally kisses
Over-attention, exaggeration
Expectation skyrocketed
over-Self-confidence, Overreaction
gush she can't handle
Britain got no talent
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Old 02.06.2009, 03:09
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Gone with the wind Susan
unknown, ordinary life
Becomes too famous, finally kisses
Over-attention, exaggeration
Expectation skyrocketed
over-Self-confidence, Overreaction
gush she can't handle
Britain got no talent
That maybe so..but
syllables in extreme cost
expression points.
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Old 02.06.2009, 07:16
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

It's haiku kiddies.
You know, the one where you count.....
to five and seven.

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Old 05.06.2009, 11:53
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Hot curry tonight
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Stomachs Ignited
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Don't know about stomache
if the curry's too spicey
something else ignites
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Old 05.06.2009, 12:07
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regurgitation
dangerous after curry
so don't gobble food
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Old 05.06.2009, 12:11
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curry? not tonight...
to pass a drink with my friends?
i will try my best ..
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Old 05.06.2009, 12:32
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Don't know about stomache
if the curry's too spicey
something else ignites

Old farts like me, Deb?
Stomach made of cast iron.
Sorry I dog you.
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you dog me dog you
we are all out there searching
for our one true dog
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Old 06.06.2009, 16:50
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saturday morning
my head! what happened last night?
need a panadol...
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Did you tandoori?
Or arrived late for beering?
And raucous cheering.
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Old 06.06.2009, 17:29
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Hangover today
Affects your Europride act
Have to look gorgeous!
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Old 12.06.2009, 21:38
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I am determined
I quit smoking today
I'll keep you informed
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Quit smoking is 6
But hey, good job anyway
Stay off coffin tags!
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Honest to a fault
the police state in full swing
Life is wonderful
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Old 17.06.2009, 14:07
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Keep dog on leash, please,
says plainsclothes cop at lake park.
Warning, smile, no fine.

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When dog is unleashed
There's risk of crotch-sniffing
and poop everywhere
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Old 17.06.2009, 16:01
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Poo, pee, then leash off.
No one is that unshowered.
She prefers bull ear.
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