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swissotter 20.06.2009 09:13

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
One eurorail pass
Chance meeting in the Nelson
Best of luck stranger!

Guest 08.07.2009 13:36

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Exciting Swiss life:
Seeing perverts wiggling tongues,
Buy Bio or not.

i-b-deborah 08.07.2009 14:16

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
I can't do haiku,
i just don't feel up to it.
i'll watch you guys.......... Kai?

Guest 08.07.2009 14:29

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Deb's tooth is healing.
Swiss dental makes us rob banks
or go Hungary.

i-b-deborah 08.07.2009 14:32

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Hungry in Hungary
being a pest in Buda.
Mo-jo has returned!

i-b-deborah 28.07.2009 14:14

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Can't bash the children,
bashing men can break your arm,
have to look abroad.......

Guest 28.07.2009 16:27

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Bash the basil leaves,
bash the toasted walnuts good.
Makes perfect pesto.

JMfromTO 28.07.2009 18:34

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
How do the Swiss shop?
Everything closes so damn early here.
Mirgos, Coop, Denner and Globus.

SteveH 29.07.2009 02:44

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Balcony summer;
Nesting wasps disdain attacks.
Call that a death spray?

:msnsad:

Guest 29.07.2009 20:24

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Too damn hot today
Cranky and with distemper
I want some airco

Rustygraben 29.07.2009 21:09

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Hot, cold, rain, cloudy
Weather is very fickle
Just like a prom queen

i-b-deborah 30.07.2009 06:47

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Air-con you say
have I got a deal for you,
how's 100 sound?

Quote:

Too damn hot today
Cranky and with distemper
I want some airco

Oldhand 30.07.2009 09:01

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Sushi all eaten
Back to expensive fish here
San Francisco YUM.

Longbyt 30.07.2009 10:01

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Oldhand is back now
EF has sorely missed her
How was USA?

Sky 30.07.2009 10:08

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Lazy summer to think and wonder
Real world starts again soon
It has been an unexpected gift

Colonelboris 30.07.2009 22:59

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My flat was pricey
And we thought it was over
But the damn' secretary at work screwed us over and cost us Fr. 700.

Sorry, lost it a bit at the end of the poem there...

Guest 30.07.2009 23:03

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Hey, Colonel Boris,
What happened in your flat search?
How did she mess up?

Colonelboris 30.07.2009 23:13

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
She arranged tenants
But did not get them to sign
the god damn contract

Then she badmouthed me
To my colleagues and she said
It was all my fault

WorldFoodie 30.07.2009 23:13

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
In what EU states
must massage therapists be
licensed? Please help me...

WorldFoodie 30.07.2009 23:15

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
The French are always
on strike. But the food here is
so so much better!


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