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Old 20.06.2009, 09:13
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

One eurorail pass
Chance meeting in the Nelson
Best of luck stranger!
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Old 08.07.2009, 13:36
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Exciting Swiss life:
Seeing perverts wiggling tongues,
Buy Bio or not.
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Old 08.07.2009, 14:16
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

I can't do haiku,
i just don't feel up to it.
i'll watch you guys.......... Kai?
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Old 08.07.2009, 14:29
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Deb's tooth is healing.
Swiss dental makes us rob banks
or go Hungary.
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Old 08.07.2009, 14:32
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Hungry in Hungary
being a pest in Buda.
Mo-jo has returned!
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Old 28.07.2009, 14:14
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Can't bash the children,
bashing men can break your arm,
have to look abroad.......
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Old 28.07.2009, 16:27
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Bash the basil leaves,
bash the toasted walnuts good.
Makes perfect pesto.
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Old 28.07.2009, 18:34
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

How do the Swiss shop?
Everything closes so damn early here.
Mirgos, Coop, Denner and Globus.
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Old 29.07.2009, 02:44
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Balcony summer;
Nesting wasps disdain attacks.
Call that a death spray?

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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Too damn hot today
Cranky and with distemper
I want some airco
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Old 29.07.2009, 21:09
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Hot, cold, rain, cloudy
Weather is very fickle
Just like a prom queen
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Old 30.07.2009, 06:47
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Air-con you say
have I got a deal for you,
how's 100 sound?

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Old 30.07.2009, 09:01
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Sushi all eaten
Back to expensive fish here
San Francisco YUM.
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Old 30.07.2009, 10:01
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Oldhand is back now
EF has sorely missed her
How was USA?
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Old 30.07.2009, 10:08
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Lazy summer to think and wonder
Real world starts again soon
It has been an unexpected gift
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Old 30.07.2009, 22:59
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

My flat was pricey
And we thought it was over
But the damn' secretary at work screwed us over and cost us Fr. 700.

Sorry, lost it a bit at the end of the poem there...
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Old 30.07.2009, 23:03
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

Hey, Colonel Boris,
What happened in your flat search?
How did she mess up?
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Old 30.07.2009, 23:13
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

She arranged tenants
But did not get them to sign
the god damn contract

Then she badmouthed me
To my colleagues and she said
It was all my fault
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Old 30.07.2009, 23:13
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

In what EU states
must massage therapists be
licensed? Please help me...
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Old 30.07.2009, 23:15
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Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!

The French are always
on strike. But the food here is
so so much better!
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