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Guest 29.04.2008 13:23

Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Work your art muscles
Swiss life inspirational
Do better than me

JLee 29.04.2008 13:35

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Fresh meat from Migros
all day long I dream off it
at night I am broke



And my favorite haiku :D:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they dont make sense
Refridgerator

chemgoddess 29.04.2008 13:40

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JLee (Post 216562)
Fresh meat from Migros
all day long I dream off it
at night I am broke



And my favorite haiku :D:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they dont make sense
Refridgerator

D*mn it. Refrigerator is my favorite end to all Haikus. Thief.

When I make haiku
I cheat all the time, he he
refrigerator

Guest 29.04.2008 13:46

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chemgoddess (Post 216567)
D*mn it. Refrigerator is my favorite end to all Haikus. Theif.

When I make haiku
I cheat all the time, he he
refrigerator


At least you spelt it correctly. :D


Dishwasher ZUG brand
Oven is ZUG brand, also
refrigerator

BHBT 29.04.2008 13:53

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chemgoddess (Post 216567)
Theif.

Chemgoddess please note
'Tis always 'i' before 'e'
But not after 'c'

:D

chemgoddess 29.04.2008 14:02

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BHBT (Post 216587)
Chemgoddess please note
'Tis always 'i' before 'e'
But not after 'c'

:D

He who never makes
a single spelling mistake
I doubt is you, word.

Wibble 29.04.2008 14:10

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Meow meow meow meow meow
Can I has cheezburgers now?
Lolcat, nom nom nom

Wibble 29.04.2008 14:12

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
No furniture yet
Truck arrives with boxes
Wow! Expensive meat

Wibble 29.04.2008 14:15

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Baseler Curry Night:
Just plain delicious!
Need babysitter please...

Guest 29.04.2008 14:16

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Look, posters, listen:
Haikus about Swiss life, or
moderator comes

:cool:

BHBT 29.04.2008 14:16

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chemgoddess (Post 216598)
He who never makes
a single spelling mistake
I doubt is you, word.


Hey.... nothing personal Chem, the first haiku I was taught at school was:

In spelling please note
etc
etc

I just changed the first part to Chemgoddess.....

Barbra.

Guest 29.04.2008 14:21

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wibble (Post 216608)
Baseler Curry Night:
Just plain delicious!
Need babysitter please...

Wibble, haiku rules:
five, seven, five syllables
Yours are too 'modern'



(One concession: OK, 'Baseler' can be pronounced 'basler'.)

heatherC 29.04.2008 14:23

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Thought I'd make Swiss friends
They aren't very inclusive
Won't wait years for one

heatherC 29.04.2008 14:31

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
have no clean clothes left
time to get some laundry done
can't for two more weeks

Lob 29.04.2008 14:33

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
haiku!
bless you!
haiku?
hailku too?
haiku
:drunk:

chemgoddess 29.04.2008 14:34

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Used to get work done
Then I found English Forum
Oh, if only my boss knew.

cremebrulee 29.04.2008 14:34

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by argus (Post 216578)
Dishwasher ZUG brand
Oven is ZUG brand, also
refrigerator

Argus - that is hilarious!

Learning High German
Except they speak Swiss German
Do not understand

BHBT 29.04.2008 14:39

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
Life in a Swiss town
Folks saying 'Gruezi' and 'Tschuss'
And 'chuchichäschtli'

heatherC 29.04.2008 14:41

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
cheeses of all kinds
tasty breads and chocolate
what is with the milk?

Oldhand 29.04.2008 14:43

Re: Got a haiku on your Swiss experience? Post it here!
 
A bear stole a pie
So he was condemned to die
in peace, he now lie


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