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Old 29.04.2008, 14:35
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Fresh meat from Migros
all day long I dream off it
at night I am broke



And my favorite haiku :

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they dont make sense
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Old 29.04.2008, 14:40
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Fresh meat from Migros
all day long I dream off it
at night I am broke



And my favorite haiku :

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they dont make sense
Refridgerator
D*mn it. Refrigerator is my favorite end to all Haikus. Thief.

When I make haiku
I cheat all the time, he he
refrigerator

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Old 29.04.2008, 14:46
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D*mn it. Refrigerator is my favorite end to all Haikus. Theif.

When I make haiku
I cheat all the time, he he
refrigerator

At least you spelt it correctly.


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Old 29.04.2008, 14:53
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'Tis always 'i' before 'e'
But not after 'c'

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Old 29.04.2008, 15:02
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'Tis always 'i' before 'e'
But not after 'c'

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Old 29.04.2008, 15:10
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Meow meow meow meow meow
Can I has cheezburgers now?
Lolcat, nom nom nom
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Old 29.04.2008, 15:12
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Truck arrives with boxes
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Old 29.04.2008, 15:15
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Baseler Curry Night:
Just plain delicious!
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Old 29.04.2008, 15:16
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Look, posters, listen:
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He who never makes
a single spelling mistake
I doubt is you, word.

Hey.... nothing personal Chem, the first haiku I was taught at school was:

In spelling please note
etc
etc

I just changed the first part to Chemgoddess.....

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Old 29.04.2008, 15:21
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Just plain delicious!
Need babysitter please...
Wibble, haiku rules:
five, seven, five syllables
Yours are too 'modern'



(One concession: OK, 'Baseler' can be pronounced 'basler'.)
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Thought I'd make Swiss friends
They aren't very inclusive
Won't wait years for one
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Old 29.04.2008, 15:31
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have no clean clothes left
time to get some laundry done
can't for two more weeks
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haiku!
bless you!
haiku?
hailku too?
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Argus - that is hilarious!

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Life in a Swiss town
Folks saying 'Gruezi' and 'Tschuss'
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cheeses of all kinds
tasty breads and chocolate
what is with the milk?
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A bear stole a pie
So he was condemned to die
in peace, he now lie
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