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Farting is just one of the most amusing things ever.

Favourite places to fart are busy places where I can drop a real stinker and see peoples reaction like a crowded tram or standing room only in the train. But i really struggle not to laugh. I had steak last night and i can already smell some good meaty stuff this morning, watch out commuters.

Of course yes, anybody else's fart is disgusting but mine smell great.
Yeah, I think I will have to change my train schedule due to so many people just letting them loudly rip. Morning joy here it seems. And elevators? Escalators... Lines at cash registers. Life is full of fun surprises.

Anyways. I think there are some things l prefer not to share, personally.

I did change my attitude a bit to other people's flatulence after battling a few colicky months of my baby and working at ER.
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Old 20.05.2015, 18:33
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

Getting low down and dirty....

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Old 20.05.2015, 18:38
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So is the effect vibrato or tremolo?
Not too sure about that vibrato I would say, although as long as it is in limbo between your cheeks it´s more "OH god, I hope that is only a fart"
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

Happiness is a dry fart.
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

BTW, I think we lost the OP 6 pages back. Our breezy style of EF conversation is not to everyone's taste.
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Old 20.05.2015, 18:44
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

This is a classic EF thread. Somebody mentions "fart" in the title and it gets over 3000 views and over 100 replies.

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Old 20.05.2015, 18:55
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Happiness is a dry fart.
..If you are over 50 that is..
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Old 20.05.2015, 19:02
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Happiness is a dry fart.
Or, as one of my nephews, about 18 y.o. back then, put it, "Anything above three grams is more than just a fart."
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Old 20.05.2015, 19:10
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

Farting is normal, anybody who has a problem with farting must be full of sh*t.
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Old 20.05.2015, 19:20
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So is the effect vibrato or tremolo?
Fartoletto non moderato
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Old 20.05.2015, 19:31
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This is a classic EF thread. Somebody mentions "fart" in the title and it gets over 3000 views and over 100 replies.

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Can we have a thread on boobs and go for the record?
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

The Moderator must have gone to sleep. Such a stupid post. And its kept in " life in Switzerland". English forum is really sinking to new lows.
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Old 20.05.2015, 19:35
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Re: does your man fart next to you?



Did you just soil yourself?
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Old 20.05.2015, 19:36
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

My hubby makes them then blames it on the cat lol. My 11 yr old son says mummy pull my finger and makes a v load 1 I run off can't stand the smell
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

let the guy fart for christ's sake!
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

Come on guys, let's keep this precious thread alive.

There's a monthly magazine in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, the eastern half od the Sauna Belt of the USA, an area where beer is considered a staple, babies are born with a hunting bow in their little hands, driving a car with a blood alcohol level of 0.15% is tolerated because said babies are born with 0.08%, the night stand lamp is shut with a mallet and dinner is made of road kill.

Accordingly, the mentality of the so called Yoopers (from "UP" for "Upper Penisula") is a bit on the rough side, to put it politely, and the magazine faithfully reflects that. It's full of crazy hunting and fishing stories, jokes that can only be told behind locked doors and closed shutters, and all sorts of other weird articles.

Anyway, that magazine is my favorite reading during my porcelain throne sessions on both sides or the Atlantic. Years ago, while in Michigan, I once read an article about V8 juice and, I think, Oreo cookies combined make absolutely stone-wall-breaking farts, and it was confirmed by many enthusiastic letters to the editor in next month's issue.

Of course I proudly emailed that newly acquired knowledge to my li'l bro, the father of the nephew mentioned in my post #108 above. His immediate reply read, "Don't you dare come back to Switzerland without a suitcase full of that stuff!"
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Favorite pasttime during sleepovers and camping trips was to cover someone under the sheets, and let one go. It's called the Dutch Oven. Oh, the good 'ol days.
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Old 22.05.2015, 11:29
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Yeh, the good ole Dutch oven. Fond memories.

At my baby brother's company (he's the boss), there is a similar tradtion called the Booby Trap. You place a really big'un in front of the staff lockers, preferably right before lunch break, then slowly retreat without causing any turbulence and watch the unsuspecting victim walk into the invisible cloud.
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I find the title sexist. Why only 'man'?
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I find the title sexist. Why only 'man'?
I've never heard my SO lay one. If she had, it must of smelled like roses. Only me, the dog or the cats do that in my world.
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