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Old 12.11.2015, 16:03
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Some agency send me a regular post with a stamp valued CHF10. When I asked them later during the meeting if it was necessary to do so, they told me it must have been an apprentice who probably made a mistake meaning CHF1 and A-Post instead. Who cares? There is no difference between 1 and 10 chuffs in such a rich country like Switzerland, right? TIS
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Re: TIS - This Is Switzerland

TIS** #1
Last year we were broken into and a few things stolen. The policeman at the time cursed that it would have been "bloody Romanians".

TIS** #2
Yesterday we received a letter from the police saying they know who the person is but as he has no fixed abode in Switzerland they have been unable to trace him. In a 3 month period he clocked 26 break-ins, although actually over just 5-6 days - each time at the end of the month. 1 night he did 7 places.
The nationality of the person??? You've guessed it Romanian



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Old 21.11.2015, 17:29
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So my wife is doing rainy day clean out and finds a restaurant voucher she won in 2004. Calls the restaurant and they will still accept it! Comment - our menu might have changed, so off we go tonight. TIS
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Re: TIS - This Is Switzerland

I left once my Mercedes to do the service in a Mercedes garage in Zurich, at the end of the day I was so busy that I couldn't go pick up it, so I ask a grind to go and take it for me, in few minutes he was back with the car, none call me from the Garage to check - TIS
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1. In 2009 a student in the family was going back from Nyon to ZRH by train in the night. Changed the train in Biel and immediately realised that a brand new rucksack was forgotten in the first train which was now speeding towards Basle. Contacted the Conductor in the new train to ZRH, who made all sorts of phone calls and asked the youngster to go to the lost and found in ZRH the following morning.

Next morning, lo and behold the new rucksack is handed back with all the contents intact!

2. 15 years ago I had just moved to CH and was staying at Illnau. The wife was visiting and unknowingly threw the garbage in an ordinary (non-gemeinde) sac. It was a 30L sac absolutely full. 2-3 months later we received a letter which quoted all sorts of rules (A4 size paper) and warned us that if they caught us using a non-gemeinde sac again we would fined about CHF550/-. When the wife was visiting again in a few months, I asked her to go the concerned person and explain and apologise. Somebody had gone through 30L of garbage, checked the bar codes on the discarded Migros/Coop containers and connected it to our Cumulus/Super karte and eventually tracked us! Holy sh*t
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Old 27.11.2015, 07:46
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Re: TIS - This Is Switzerland

Spotted someone having a can of Red Bull and a cigarette at 7am TIS
While driving a 911 Turbo Convertible Double-TIS
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Smoking cigarettes in a Porsche? I bet that driver was an Auslander, not a Swiss. Where would he flick the ashes?
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Smoking cigarettes in a Porsche? I bet that driver was an Auslander, not a Swiss. Where would he flick the ashes?
Ragtop. TIS.
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hmmm, I think the ashes would go into the air intake, therefore, I call Auslander driver in Switzerland. TIS.
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Old 27.11.2015, 08:15
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Spotted someone having a can of Red Bull and a cigarette at 7am TIS
While driving a 911 Turbo Convertible Double-TIS
Hey, don't underestimate how stressful it is driving those 150 yards taking the kids to school.
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2. 15 years ago I had just moved to CH and was staying at Illnau. The wife was visiting and unknowingly threw the garbage in an ordinary (non-gemeinde) sac. It was a 30L sac absolutely full. 2-3 months later we received a letter which quoted all sorts of rules (A4 size paper) and warned us that if they caught us using a non-gemeinde sac again we would fined about CHF550/-. When the wife was visiting again in a few months, I asked her to go the concerned person and explain and apologise. Somebody had gone through 30L of garbage, checked the bar codes on the discarded Migros/Coop containers and connected it to our Cumulus/Super karte and eventually tracked us! Holy sh*t
I expect there was a receipt or a paper with your name/address on it as with just bar codes you cannot prove anything at all.

A milk carton has a bar code, how many milk cartons are sold daily ....?
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Old 27.11.2015, 08:58
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Re: TIS - This Is Switzerland

Jungburgerfeier: All freshly-turned 18 year olds in the area are taken out to dinner by the council members and consequently get totally hammered: all paid for by the Gemeinde.

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hmmm, I think the ashes would go into the air intake, therefore, I call Auslander driver in Switzerland. TIS.
Streets are always clean, despite the drivers notoriously chuck out the window their cigarette butts. How do they manage to achieve such impeccable conditions with so much damage? Welcome to TIS!
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I did my first driving test. Everything was perfect except that I forgot to indicate once at a roundabout and took the wrong direction once because I didn't understand the very strong swiss accent the expert had. I failed the test. TIS
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Old 27.11.2015, 11:26
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I did my first driving test. Everything was perfect except that I forgot to indicate once at a roundabout and took the wrong direction once because I didn't understand the very strong swiss accent the expert had. I failed the test. TIS
You'd fail that in almost any developed country
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only 2 mistakes? one of them is a small one (indicator) the other doesn't even count?(lack of communication)
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Old 27.11.2015, 11:32
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only 2 mistakes? one of them is a small one (indicator) the other doesn't even count?(lack of communication)
There are some things in life that you cannot blame on language barrier ... Irrespective of TIS
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only 2 mistakes? one of them is a small one (indicator) the other doesn't even count?(lack of communication)
Forgetting to indicate isn't a small mistake
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Aight mate according to what I was told some people here make up to 4 mistakes and still pass. It all depends on how strict the expert is and what I think is that in my case it was very ridiculous to fail me.
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Aight mate according to what I was told some people here make up to 4 mistakes and still pass. It all depends on how strict the expert is and what I think is that in my case it was very ridiculous to fail me.
Says everyone who has ever failed their driving test.
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