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Old 05.11.2015, 19:43
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Need urgent help

Through no fault of my own, rather because of lousy traffic flow management by the City of Zürich, I'm currently stuck in the mother of all traffic jams needing a piss near Hardturm.

Do any readers have any practical advice or a sponge?

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Old 05.11.2015, 19:46
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got a bottle handy- that is what the lorry drivers do! (the M20 road verges are littered with 1000s of 'Lucozade' bottles- yuk) - bonne chance.
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What would Brian Boitano do!?
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Old 05.11.2015, 19:51
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Have one of my logistics guys sitting next to me. Now he could hold the bottle, but the whole boss / employee relationship would take years to rebuild.
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Old 05.11.2015, 19:56
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Old 05.11.2015, 19:58
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can't you just roll down the window?

I'm sure no-one will notice.
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Old 05.11.2015, 20:26
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can't you just roll down the window?

I'm sure no-one will notice.
Or open the sun roof
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Old 05.11.2015, 20:38
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Apologies for the late reply, but would need to know if you are male or female before offering good advice?
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Or open the sun roof
Not a lot of fun if you're female...
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Old 05.11.2015, 21:06
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Just let it flow and leave the doors and windows open in the next rain shower. Allegedly....
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Old 05.11.2015, 21:08
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Re: Need urgent help

There was a Simpsons episode where they didn't let Abe pee whilst in the car. His kidneys popped and he ended up taking one from his son.

So you need to shag someone quick, wait 9 months for a kid, then take one of their kidneys.

I'm so helpful.
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Old 05.11.2015, 21:52
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Just let it flow and leave the doors and windows open in the next rain shower. Allegedly....
Ah ha, a fellow engineer. Absolutely.
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News?
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There was a Simpsons episode where they didn't let Abe pee whilst in the car. His kidneys popped and he ended up taking one from his son.

So you need to shag someone quick, wait 9 months for a kid, then take one of their kidneys.

I'm so helpful.
Don't think getting the logistic's guy knocked up will work somehow.
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Old 05.11.2015, 21:57
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Re: Need urgent help

I made an interesting discovery at work today.

The farther you are from the urinals, the less acceptable it is to have your willy out.
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Not a lot of fun if you're female...
For ladies, there are solutions one, two, three.
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Old 05.11.2015, 22:01
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Do any readers have any practical advice or a sponge?
Buy a motorcycle!

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Apologies for the late reply, but would need to know if you are male or female before offering good advice?
I'm pretty sure that she's a he, or perhaps the other way around.

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Old 05.11.2015, 22:04
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How do you, hmmm, get 'out of' leathers?
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Old 05.11.2015, 22:07
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Use the zip?
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